Various - Miami Cannibal Massacre

Review by Sandra Kessell

Miami Cannibal Massacre: A Neon-Drenched Sonic Trip You Didn’t Know You Needed Alright, so let’s talk about Miami Cannibal Massacre. Released in 2013 by Playmaker (outta the US), this album is like if someone took all your favorite '80s sci-fi/horror vibes, threw them into a blender with some synth-heavy beats, and hit puree. It’s not just “electronic” music—it’s an experience. With styles ranging from soundtrack-y vibes to electro bangers and even ambient chillouts, it feels like you’re scoring your own late-night movie montage while cruising down a neon-lit highway. First off, gotta shout out Master Control Program for the artwork—it sets the tone perfectly. Like, imagine a VHS cover that screams “WEIRD AND DANGEROUS,” but also kinda makes you wanna press play anyway. The tracklist reads like a playlist for a midnight drive through a dystopian Miami where werewolves, sharks, and serial killers are all vying for territory. Yeah, it’s wild. Now, onto the tracks. I’ll be honest—I didn’t expect to vibe as hard as I did with "Sharks Rule These Streets At Night." It’s got this pulsing bassline that just grabs you by the collar and drags you into its world. Imagine standing on a rooftop overlooking a city bathed in pink and purple lights, except there’s a gang of shark-themed vigilantes patrolling below. Sounds ridiculous, right? But somehow, it works. Every time I hear those synths kick in, I’m ready to grab my leather jacket and join their crew. Or at least pretend I’m cool enough to hang. Then there’s "Interceptor," which hits different. This one feels like the moment in every action flick where the hero realizes they’ve been double-crossed, and now they have to outrun everything—cops, bad guys, explosions, whatever. The beat builds up slowly, almost teasing you, before exploding into this chaotic rush of energy. By the end, I’m sweating like I just ran a marathon, even though I’ve been sitting on my couch the whole time. That’s how you know it’s good. The rest of the album keeps the momentum going. Tracks like "Werewolfs Of The Neon Dimension" and "Outrun With The Dead" keep the theme alive without feeling repetitive. And sure, maybe some songs lean more ambient or experimental ("Nightmare Reflections," anyone?), but hey, sometimes you need a breather between adrenaline spikes. Plus, little skits like [Skit] Prowler Distress Call add a nice touch, making the whole thing feel cohesive, like you’re listening to a lost cult classic film score. Here’s the thing: Miami Cannibal Massacre isn’t perfect. Some tracks might not land for everyone, and yeah, the concept is absurdly over-the-top. But honestly? That’s what makes it fun. It doesn’t take itself too seriously, and neither should you. Listening to this album feels like stepping into another universe—one where danger lurks around every corner, but so does style, mystery, and killer soundtracks. And here’s the kicker—I couldn’t stop thinking about how much this would pair well with a retro video game. Seriously, someone needs to make a pixel-art racer set in this exact world. Until then, I’ll settle for blasting Miami Cannibal Massacre on repeat and pretending I’m the star of my own neon-noir saga.

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Artist: Various
Album: Miami Cannibal Massacre

Electronic

2013

Rating: 4.0

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Tracks

Track	Duration	Preview
The Great Madness	5:34
Motorcycle Cop	4:25
Sharks Rule These Streets At Night	4:22
Amor Sanguinis	4:31
Terrordome	3:35
Nightmare Reflections	3:54
Diary Of A Serial Killer	3:32
Speed Of Death	3:40
Outrun With The Dead	4:28
Samizdat Cartridge	4:28
Hounded	3:23
Roller Mobster	3:34
The Hero Of Highway 95	3:52
Werewolfs Of The Neon Dimension	4:47
Blood Lust	2:26
Unsolved Mysteries	2:45
Oblivion	4:37
All The Colors Of The Dark	4:38
Junk Food	4:03
Ritual	3:51
[Skit] Prowler Distress Call	1:05
Hades And Persephone	4:56
Shocking Dark	4:30
Fighting Off Your Demons	3:50
Bloody Beauty	2:31
Creeper	2:58
Interceptor	4:37

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Vincenzo Salvia - Outrun With the Dead

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27 × File
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320 kbps
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Limited Edition

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Role	Credit
Artwork	Master Control Program

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A limited edition 50, full colour A2 poster and 60 min tape.

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Here’s something cool: The album *Miami Cannibal Massacre* isn’t just your typical electronic release. It’s like a mini-movie for your ears. With tracks like “Werewolfs Of The Neon Dimension” and “Sharks Rule These Streets At Night,” it feels like you’re diving into some retro, synth-heavy horror flick. The whole thing is tied together with this eerie vibe, almost like a soundtrack to an imaginary film. Oh, and fun detail—the artwork was credited to something called the "Master Control Program," which sounds like it came straight out of a sci-fi dream. Released in 2013 under Playmaker, it’s wild how this album mixes styles like synth-pop, ambient, and even a bit of electro. Definitely not your average listen!