Greedy Mistress’ “Chapter II” – A Hardcore Rock Gem That Packs a Punch
Alright, let’s talk about Chapter II by Greedy Mistress. Released in 2009 under Average Man Records, this Italian hardcore rock album doesn’t mess around. It’s raw, gritty, and hits like a freight train. If you’re into music that feels like it was born in some sweaty underground club, then buckle up—this one’s for you.
First off, the production creds are wild. The Hand Of Doom (yes, that’s what they call themselves) handled everything from recording to mastering. You can tell they weren’t afraid to get their hands dirty because this thing sounds LOUD. And I mean that in the best way possible. It’s got that perfect mix of polished aggression and chaotic energy. Oh, and props to Lapaguis for the artwork—it’s gnarly as hell and sets the tone perfectly.
Now, onto the tracks. There are only four songs here, but each one leaves a mark. Let me break down two standouts:
1. “Pathetic”
Man, this opener grabs you by the throat right away. Ullom’s vocals? Brutal. Like, he’s not just singing—he’s screaming his soul out. Oninafets’ guitar riffs hit hard enough to make your ears ring, while Osnoc on bass and Ottelrac on drums create this relentless groove that refuses to let go. What sticks with me is how angry yet melodic it feels. It’s like punching a wall but somehow enjoying it. Weird, right? But yeah, that’s the vibe.
2. “Apocalypse Now”
This track feels like its own warzone. The intro builds tension like crazy before exploding into pure chaos. Tommy and Sue Ellen’s backing vocals add this haunting layer that gives me chills every time. Lyrically, it’s apocalyptic AF, and honestly, who doesn’t love a good end-of-the-world anthem? By the time it finishes, you’re left breathless—and maybe questioning your life choices.
The other two tracks, “No Holes Left” and “Rohypnol,” keep the intensity cranked up too. They’re shorter but still pack plenty of punch. No filler here; just straight-up hardcore goodness.
What really makes Chapter II memorable is how tight everyone sounds together. These guys clearly know how to play off each other’s energy, even if they don’t take themselves too seriously. Chickenbreast’s layout work deserves a shoutout too—it ties everything together nicely.
So yeah, Greedy Mistress nailed it with this release. Sure, it’s short, but man, does it leave an impression. Listening to it feels like getting hit by a truck…in a good way? Anyway, if you dig hardcore rock with zero chill, check this out. Just be ready to turn the volume all the way up.
Random thought: I wonder if anyone’s ever named their kid after a song title. "Hey, Rohypnol, come back inside!" Hmm…probably not.
