Les Poodles - The Salty Twin Crack

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Review by Ibrahim Setjadiwirja

The Salty Twin Crack by Les Poodles: A Lo-Fi Head Trip You Didn’t Know You Needed Alright, let’s talk about The Salty Twin Crack by Les Poodles—a gloriously weird mashup of rock, pop, and electronic vibes that somehow works. Released in 2006 outta the UK on Andersen M Studio (fancy name for such a scrappy album), this thing is like your eccentric uncle who shows up uninvited but ends up being the life of the party. It’s got lo-fi charm, synth-pop swagger, and just enough experimental edge to keep you guessing. Now, before we dive into specifics, let me say this: if you’re looking for something polished and predictable, turn back now. This album’s got rough edges, fuzzy synths, and lyrics that feel like they were scribbled on a napkin at 3 AM. But hey, isn’t that what makes it fun? Track Highlights: Hypnotize Me & Sunshine Let’s zoom in on two tracks that stuck with me long after the headphones came off. First up, “Hypnotize Me.” Oh man, this one slaps harder than it has any right to. The bassline grooves so lazily you’d think it was lounging on a beach somewhere, while the vocals are equal parts sultry and kinda unhinged. There’s this moment halfway through where everything drops out except for this eerie little synth riff—it’s like someone hit pause on reality. I’ve caught myself humming it during random moments, like while brushing my teeth or waiting for coffee. Weird flex, but okay. Then there’s “Sunshine,” which sounds exactly how lying in a field full of daisies feels—or maybe how skipping stones across a pond should feel. It’s got this dreamy, floaty vibe that’s perfect for zoning out when you need an escape from whatever nonsense life throws your way. The chorus is sticky sweet without being cloying, and those layered harmonies? Chef’s kiss. Honestly, it’s the kind of song that could make even Monday mornings tolerable… well, almost. Why Bother Listening? So why give The Salty Twin Crack a spin? Because it’s delightfully messy in all the best ways. Tracks like “I Don’t Wanna Go” and “Me and You” throw curveballs left and right, blending genres like they’re making some sort of musical smoothie. And sure, not every track lands perfectly—“I Can’t Fall In Love” leans a bit too far into cheesy territory—but isn’t that part of its charm? This album reminds me of those old mixtapes people used to burn for each other back in the day—you know, the ones where half the songs didn’t match but still somehow felt cohesive because they reflected the personality of whoever made ‘em. That’s Les Poodles in a nutshell: quirky, unpredictable, and oddly endearing. Final Thoughts Listening to The Salty Twin Crack feels like stumbling into a secret underground club where everyone’s dancing like no one’s watching—even though everyone totally is. Is it groundbreaking? Nah. Will it change your life forever? Probably not. But will it provide a solid soundtrack for late-night drives or lazy Sunday afternoons? Absolutely. And honestly, isn’t that enough? Sometimes music doesn’t need to reinvent the wheel; sometimes it just needs to remind us that wheels can be spun in delightfully weird directions. So grab a copy (or stream it, whatevs) and let Les Poodles take you on their salty, hypnotic joyride. Just don’t blame me if you start hearing “Hypnotize Me” in your sleep.

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Artist: Les Poodles
Album: The Salty Twin Crack
Rating: 5.0

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Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
I Can't Fall In Love
Hypnotize Me
Some Say Love
Sunshine
Me and You
I Don't Wanna Go

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Catalog Numbers

AMS014

Labels

Andersen M Studio

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Notes

  • Les Poodles – The Salty Twin Crack (Cat No. AMS014)
  • Track listing:
  • 1. I Can't Fall In Love
  • 2. Some Say Love
  • 3. Me and You
  • 4. Hypnotize Me
  • 5. I Don't Wanna Go
  • 6. Sunshine
  • All music written and played by Martin Andersen,
  • Mikkel Eriksen, Ismini Adami and Li Lu © 2006
  • Recorded live at The Bath House, London 2006
  • Recorded, produced and mixed by Martin Andersen
  • Artwork by Martin Andersen

Interesting fact about Album

Here’s a fun fact: The album *The Salty Twin Crack* by Les Poodles is a hidden gem from 2006 that blends rock, pop, and electronic vibes with lo-fi and synth-pop styles. It’s like a musical experiment that somehow just works. One of the standout tracks, *Hypnotize Me*, feels like it could soundtrack a retro sci-fi movie. And get this—it was released under Andersen M Studio in the UK. Not your typical album, but that’s what makes it so cool.