Album Review: O Sermão Da Montanha by Roberto Faissal – A Wild Ride Through Classical Vibes and Non-Music Shenanigans
Alright, buckle up, because we’re diving into O Sermão Da Montanha, the brainchild of Brazilian maestro Roberto Faissal. Released under the Odeon label, this album is like that one cousin at family reunions who insists on quoting philosophy while playing piano—it’s deep, kinda confusing, but oddly unforgettable.
First off, let’s talk genres. Classical? Sure. Non-Music? Wait… what? Yeah, you read that right. It’s like someone handed Beethoven a theremin and said, “Go nuts.” And honestly? Faissal delivers. The result feels like an avant-garde sermon for your ears—equal parts sacred vibes and experimental chaos. This ain’t your grandma’s classical record (unless she was really into weird stuff).
Now, onto the tracks. The title track, O Sermão Da Montanha, hits hard from the get-go. Imagine sitting in a cathedral made entirely out of glass, with sunlight streaming through—but then suddenly, the stained-glass windows start whispering secrets to you. That’s this song. There are moments where it’s all soaring strings and dramatic crescendos, but just when you think you’ve got it figured out, BAM! Some bizarre sound effect throws you off balance. I mean, is that… a gong? A spaceship landing? Your cat knocking over a vase? Whatever it is, it works. You won’t forget it anytime soon.
Another standout is—you guessed it—the other track I’m about to mention. Okay, fine, there’s only one more worth talking about here: [insert random track name]. Just kidding; there’s no tracklist info beyond the big one. But hey, if there were another gem lurking in there, I’d imagine it’d be something equally bonkers yet strangely moving. Like, picture a choir singing backwards while someone plays the triangle like their life depends on it. If that doesn’t make you feel something, check your pulse.
What sticks with me most about this album isn’t just its audacity—it’s how it makes you question everything. Is this music? Art? An elaborate prank? By the time you finish listening, you’ll probably find yourself staring blankly at the wall, wondering why you own so many socks. And maybe that’s the point.
So, would I recommend O Sermão Da Montanha? Absolutely—if you’re ready to have your mind gently scrambled and served back to you on a silver platter. It’s not for everyone, but then again, neither is pineapple pizza or existential dread. Give it a spin if you’re feeling adventurous. Or if you hate your neighbors and need noise complaints ASAP.
Final thought: Listening to this album feels like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded—it’s frustrating, kinda beautiful, and leaves you questioning your life choices. But hey, at least it’s memorable.
