Album Review: Greatest Hits by University of Miami Tuba Ensemble
If you’re a fan of tubas doing things you didn’t know they could do, then Greatest Hits by the University of Miami Tuba Ensemble is your jam. Released under the Tubists Universal Brotherhood Association (yes, that’s a real thing), this album dives into genres like Classical, Brass & Military, and even sneaks in some Pop vibes. It's an odd mix, but somehow it works—like pineapple on pizza or socks with sandals.
Let’s talk tracks. One standout is “?”. Yep, that’s the title—a question mark. Bold move, right? The track kicks off with this deep, rumbling groove that feels like the musical equivalent of standing too close to a subwoofer at a concert. But then, out of nowhere, there’s this playful bounce that makes you wanna tap your foot. You don’t expect something so… funky from a tuba ensemble. That’s what sticks with me—it flips the script on what these big brass beasts are capable of.
Another banger is “T..” Again, cryptic naming here, but who needs words when you’ve got sound? This one leans more classical, with tight harmonies and a military-style precision that feels both regal and kinda badass. Imagine a royal procession marching through a football stadium—that’s “T..” for you. There’s just enough pop influence sprinkled in to keep it fresh without losing its dignity.
What’s wild about this album is how unapologetically niche it is. These musicians aren’t trying to be trendy or appeal to TikTok teens—they’re out here repping the tuba hard. And honestly? We need more of that. In a world full of autotune and EDM drops, hearing an entire album dedicated to tubas feels refreshingly rebellious.
Final thought: If I ever find myself stranded on a desert island, I’d want this album with me—not because it’s my favorite, but because playing it might scare off any sharks lurking nearby. Those low notes hit hard.
