Album Review: 1qy N Faz Guests Vol 1 – A Speed Garage Smorgasbord That’ll Knock Your Socks Off
Alright, let’s talk about 1qy N Faz Guests Vol 1, the 2009 UK-born brainchild of Various (yes, that’s their name—don’t ask me why). This bad boy is a wild ride through the world of Speed Garage, courtesy of Prim N Propa records. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Speed Garage? Is that a racing game or music?” Spoiler alert—it’s both.
First off, kudos to whoever decided to call this thing “Vol 1.” Instantly makes it sound like some epic saga where we’ll eventually get five sequels and a Netflix docuseries. But hey, no pressure, right?
Now onto the tracks. There are quite a few here, but two stood out so hard they practically tattooed themselves into my brain.
Track Spotlight: "My Place (1qy & Faz Remix)"
This one hits you like an espresso shot at 3 AM. It’s got that signature Speed Garage bounce with enough basslines to rattle your fillings loose. The remix magic from 1qy & Faz adds layers of glitchy goodness that feel futuristic yet nostalgic—like if Daft Punk went clubbing in East London back in ’09. What sticks? The drop. Oh man, THE DROP. You don’t hear it coming; it just slaps you across the face and says, “Wake up!” Perfect for those moments when life feels too slow and you need something to jolt your soul awake.
Another Banger: "Dont Let This Party End"
Okay, real talk—this track should come with a warning label. Once it starts playing, there’s zero chance anyone leaves the dance floor alive… or sober. The beat builds steadily, teasing you like someone holding fries just outta reach until BAM! The chorus explodes, and suddenly, you're not just dancing—you're living. By the time the synths kick in full force, you’ve forgotten all responsibilities outside this party bubble. Honestly, if aliens landed during this song, humanity might actually have a shot at peace because everyone would be too busy vibing to fight.
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So yeah, 1qy N Faz Guests Vol 1 isn’t perfect—some tracks blend together after a while, kinda like how every episode of Friends looks the same after binge-watching—but damn, does it deliver on energy. If you’re into electronic beats that make your heart race faster than your Wi-Fi connection drops, this album’s got ya covered.
Final thought: Listening to this record feels like stepping into a time machine set to “peak noughties rave.” And honestly? I wouldn’t mind getting stuck there for a bit. Just maybe bring earplugs next time.
