Dance Groove - Dance Groove

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Review by Jocelyn Predovich

Dance Groove – Dance Groove: A Wild Ride Through '90s Pop Vibes Alright, buckle up because we’re diving into Dance Groove, the 1996 French pop explosion from Versailles Records. If you’re looking for an album that screams “Eurodance fever dream,” this is it. It’s got everything—funky beats, cheesy lyrics, and enough retro energy to make your grandma bust a move at a wedding. Let’s break it down. First off, let’s talk about “Do You Wanna Get Funky.” Holy crap, this track slaps harder than a slap bracelet in middle school. The bassline? Insane. The vocals? So smooth they feel like butter melting on toast. This jam grabs you by the collar and yells, “Hey, loser, get on the dance floor!” And honestly? You obey. It’s impossible not to. I remember hearing this one at some random party back in the day—it was like everyone collectively lost their minds. People were jumping, shouting, spilling drinks everywhere. Chaos—but good chaos. That’s what this song does to people. Pure magic. Then there’s “Lady Marmalade.” Yeah, yeah, it’s a cover, but don’t act like you didn’t scream “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?” at the top of your lungs when this came on. Dance Groove took this classic and gave it a shiny, ‘90s gloss that somehow works. The beat hits different here—it’s bolder, louder, almost daring you to ignore it. Every time this track drops, it’s like someone hit the fast-forward button on the vibe. You can’t help but sing along, even if your French accent sounds like garbage. No judgment; we’ve all been there. Now, sure, the rest of the album has its moments too. Tracks like “Boogie Wonderland” and “Sexual Healing” bring nostalgia in truckloads, while “I Can See Clearly Now” adds that weirdly uplifting twist no one asked for but secretly loves. But let’s be real—not every song lands perfectly. Some tracks drag or feel like filler (looking at you, “Power Of American Native”). Still, the highs are so high they almost make up for the lows. Here’s the kicker: listening to Dance Groove feels like stepping into a time machine set to 1996. But instead of just reminiscing, you start wondering… why don’t they make albums like this anymore? Like, where’s the fun? Where’s the absurdity? These days, music is either too polished or trying way too hard to be deep. This album doesn’t care about any of that. It exists purely to make you move, laugh, and maybe spill your drink while dancing awkwardly in your kitchen. So yeah, give Dance Groove a spin if you want to relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and unapologetic pop madness. Or don’t. Honestly, who am I to tell you how to live your life? But seriously, do yourself a favor and crank up “Do You Wanna Get Funky.” Your inner weirdo will thank you later. Oh, and P.S.—if you ever meet me at a party and this album comes on, prepare to see some truly terrible dance moves. Deal with it.

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Artist: Dance Groove
Album: Dance Groove

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Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
I Can See Clearly Now
Dr Beat
Power Of American Native
Everyday People
Mr Loverman
Set You Free
I Always Dream About You
Fly Away
Share Your Lovers
Boogie Wonderland
Don't U Want Love
Get A Way
Do You Wanna Get Funky
Lady Marmalade
Say It Again
Sexual Healing

Catalog Numbers

3330

Labels

Versailles

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Formats

  • CD
  • Sampler

Barcodes

Other: 1400333010

Interesting fact about Album

Here’s a fun fact: The album *Dance Groove* by Dance Groove, released in 1996 in France, is like a time capsule of feel-good vibes. It remixes classics like "Lady Marmalade" and "Sexual Healing," turning them into dance floor bangers. With tracks like "Boogie Wonderland" and "I Can See Clearly Now," it’s basically a party in a CD case. Who wouldn’t want to groove to that?