Grizi Nozdri Behemota - Разукрась помадой штаны игуаны идущей домой посрать Remastered

Review by barry kelly

Album Review: "Разукрась помадой штаны игуаны идущей домой посрать" Remastered by Grizi Nozdri Behemota Alright, buckle up, because this album is wild. Like, grab-your-cat-and-hold-on-for-dear-life wild. The 2011 remaster of "Разукрась помадой штаны игуаны идущей домой посрать" (yeah, try saying that five times fast) hits hard with its mix of Electronic, Experimental, and Spoken Word vibes. It’s like someone threw a rave, a poetry slam, and an absurdist theater into a blender and hit “puree.” Ukraine’s own Grizi Nozdri Behemota delivers something so chaotic, it’s almost beautiful. Let’s break it down real quick. The album has some serious range—tracks like "Соединенные Штаты зассали!" and "Медвежий анал (Power Violence Garage Mix)" stick out for obvious reasons. But if I had to pick two tracks that’ll stay in my brain rent-free, it’d be "Толковый словарь нетолковых вещей" and "Блевота." First off, "Толковый словарь нетолковых вещей" is just... chef’s kiss. It’s got this weird spoken-word flow that feels like listening to your drunk uncle explain quantum physics at 3 AM. Except instead of being annoyed, you’re kinda fascinated? The beats are glitchy but hypnotic, like when you accidentally spill coffee on your laptop and suddenly everything glitches in slow motion. You’re not sure what’s happening, but damn, it’s captivating. Then there’s "Блевота." Oh man, where do I even start? This track sounds exactly how the title makes you feel—gross, disoriented, and yet weirdly cathartic. It’s like auditory vomit, but in the best way possible. There’s something raw and unfiltered about it that slaps harder than most polished pop songs ever could. If chaos had a soundtrack, this would be it. The rest of the album doesn’t disappoint either. Tracks like "Не умеешь ты ни хуя торговаться!" and "География полегла" keep the energy high with their mix of humor, absurdity, and experimental flair. And honestly, who can resist a song called "Токио Хотель - мегаопасный каток!"? Not me, apparently. What really stands out about this record is how unapologetically Ukrainian it feels. From the tongue-twisting titles to the cultural references sprinkled throughout, it’s clear this isn’t trying to cater to mainstream tastes. And thank god for that. In a world full of cookie-cutter music, albums like this remind us why art should be messy, unpredictable, and occasionally disgusting. So yeah, if you’re looking for something that’ll challenge your ears and maybe make you question your life choices, give this one a spin. Just don’t blame me if you end up humming "Медвежий анал" during your next Zoom meeting. Final thought: Listening to this album feels like finding a hidden corner of the internet that no algorithm will ever recommend. Weirdly satisfying, right?

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Artist: Grizi Nozdri Behemota
Album: Разукрась помадой штаны игуаны идущей домой посрать Remastered

Ukraine

2011

Rating: 5.0

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Track	Duration	Preview
Медвежий анал	0:12
Соединенные Штаты зассали!	0:39
Фуфайка ловит себя на мысли	0:25
Для абитуриентов	0:09
Ретро-диско-шлак	0:18
Шоу-биз	0:07
Похождения пророка Георгия по святым местам Сыктывкара	0:03
Для чётких поцанчегоф	0:13
Медвежий анал (Power Violence Garage Mix)	0:14
Икота	0:08
Если есть любовь, зачем жить?	0:35
Пошли на концерт в Кремль	0:11
Лазутчик Евгений сунул руку в открытый рюкзак с мертвым семиклассником Олежкой	0:34
Дядя Диктор хочет пукнуть	0:34
Дядя Ленин любит нас!	0:22
Толковый словарь нетолковых вещей	0:35
Вежливость спасёт мир!	0:08
Блевота	0:06
Но пацанам из Касты...	0:06
Трудное детство Александра Кастрюлина	0:07
Говнище	0:03
Аутро	0:06
11 секунд молчания ягнят	0:11
Не слушайте попсу!	0:21
Работа	0:07
Не умеешь ты ни хуя торговаться!	0:04
17 способов повеселить попугая	0:03
Токио Хотель - мегаопасный каток!	0:10
Интро	0:02
Торговаться нужно с умом!	0:02
Квазипозитронный гидроурологоцефал	0:02
Эмо-песня	0:17
Scream	0:02
Блевота и икота	0:06
География полегла	0:04
Тысяча чертей	0:14

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GT304

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Genetic Trance

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About Grizi Nozdri Behemota

Experimental music project from Moscow (Russia). Active since 24th February 2008.

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Grizi Nozdri Behemota
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Дима Б.

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Here's an interesting fact about this album: The Ukrainian electronic experimental album "Разукрась помадой штаны игуаны идущей домой посрать" (translated roughly as "Color the Iguana's Pants with Lipstick on Its Way Home to Poop") is quite possibly the most bizarrely-titled album in electronic music history. What makes it even more fascinating is how it blends spoken word with electronic music, creating a unique audio experience that's both artistic and humorous. The album tackles everything from political commentary to absurd humor, with track titles like "Uncle Lenin Loves Us!" and "11 Seconds of Lamb Silence." It's like someone took all of Ukraine's weirdness from 2011, mixed it with electronic beats, and put it on a record. The fact that it was released under the label Genetic Trance makes it even more intriguing—imagine expecting a typical trance album and getting this instead!