John Boy & Billy - Big Ol Hairy Album

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Review by J. Javier Díaz

Big Ol’ Hairy Album Review: John Boy & Billy’s Wild Ride Through Chaos and Comedy Alright, buckle up, folks, because this ain’t your grandma’s music album (unless your grandma is into political satire, NASCAR jokes, and redneck humor). Big Ol’ Hairy Album by John Boy & Billy dropped in 1994, and it’s a chaotic masterpiece that doesn’t care if you’re laughing, cringing, or just plain confused. This thing screams “US-made comedy gold” with its mix of absurd skits, fake interviews, and random nonsense that’ll make you question why you even hit play in the first place. Now, let’s get one thing straight—this ain’t no Grammy-winning opera or some highbrow jazz record. Nope. It’s pure comedy chaos wrapped up in a package labeled “Non-Music.” But hey, who needs violins when you’ve got tracks like "Eye On America (Ross Perot)" and "Redneck Barbie"? Let me tell ya, these two gems are burned into my brain forever, for better or worse. First off, "Eye On America (Ross Perot)"—holy crap, this track is like listening to a fever dream about politics in the ‘90s. If you thought Ross Perot was just some rich dude with ears big enough to catch Wi-Fi signals, wait till you hear John Boy & Billy roast him. They take his whole “third-party savior” vibe and twist it into something so ridiculous, you can’t help but laugh. The commentary here feels like a drunk uncle yelling at the TV during election night—but funnier. You remember this track because it’s relentless, poking fun at everything without taking itself too seriously. And honestly? That’s what makes it stick. Then there’s "Redneck Barbie." Oh man, where do I even start? Imagine Barbie ditching Malibu for a double-wide trailer, trading her convertible for a mud-splattered pickup truck, and swapping Ken for a guy named Bubba. It’s stupid, offensive, and absolutely hilarious all at once. This track hits hard because it leans into stereotypes like they’re going out of style—and maybe they should—but damn if it doesn’t work. Every time I hear it, I picture some hillbilly Barbie doll chugging Mountain Dew while yelling at G.I. Joe to fix the satellite dish. Pure comedic genius—or trash, depending on how woke you’re feeling today. The rest of the album keeps the weirdness rolling with stuff like “Murray - Hurricane Andrew,” which sounds like someone tried to explain natural disasters using only bad impressions and fart noises. Or “Top Ten Reasons To Be John Boy,” which reads like a list scribbled on the back of a napkin after six beers. Honestly, half the fun is trying to figure out what the hell is happening. Is this art? Is this garbage? Who cares! It’s entertaining as hell. But here’s the kicker—underneath all the silliness and cheap laughs, there’s something oddly endearing about Big Ol’ Hairy Album. Maybe it’s the fact that John Boy & Billy didn’t give a rat’s ass about being cool or polished. They just went for it, throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what stuck. Sure, not every track lands, but when they hit, they really hit. So yeah, this album’s a mess. A glorious, chaotic, borderline offensive mess. And honestly? We need more stuff like this. In a world full of overproduced pop songs and algorithm-friendly playlists, Big Ol’ Hairy Album reminds us that sometimes, music—or whatever the heck this is—is supposed to be messy, raw, and unapologetically human. Just don’t listen to it with your boss around unless you want an awkward conversation about workplace sensitivity training. Final verdict: 8/10. Not perfect, but unforgettable. Now go stream it… or download it off a sketchy website, since it’s probably not on Spotify anyway.

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Artist: John Boy & Billy
Album: Big Ol Hairy Album

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Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
Redneck Barbie1:12
John Boy & Billy & You1:51
Brett Bodine Gets Some Advice3:58
Top Ten Reasons To Be John Boy
Mad Max On The Elvis Stamp
The Rev-Give Calhoun the Ball5:17
Hoyt Gets A Hummer
Eye On America - Ross Perot
John Boy & Billy Playhouse
Top Ten Rock Months1:30
Murray - Doorbuster Specials
Eye On America (Ross Perot)1:6
Murray (Hurricane Andrew)2:58
Goober Makes The Album
Mad Max On the Elvis Stamp2:47
Mad Max Gets Hit On the Head4:25
Hoyt Gets a Hummer2:23
Murray (Doorbuster Specials)3:8
Mad Max Gets Hit On The Head
Murray - 'Cille Falls In Love
Rap Killer2:23
Meet Mrs. Perot1:55
Top Ten Reasons to Be John Boy1:26
JB & B Playhouse
Murray - Hurricane Andrew
The Flaming Sofa Story2:15
Rescue 9760:44
JB & B Playhouse5:43
Th Rev - Give Calhoun The Ball
The Ultimate NASCAR Interview2:14
Goober Makes the Album2:53
John Boy & Billy & You
Murray ('Cille Falls In Love)4:19
Marvin On White TV3:47
Top Ten Rejected Barbies1:33
Murray - Hurrican Andrew

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Catalog Numbers

RFX-921

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Formats

  • Cassette
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Interesting fact about Album

Did you know that *Big Ol' Hairy Album* by John Boy & Billy is basically a wild ride of comedy sketches and quirky commentary? Released in 1994, it’s not your typical music album—it’s more like a collection of hilarious skits. Tracks like "Redneck Barbie" and "The Flaming Sofa Story" show off their knack for absurd humor. And with recurring bits about Murray and Hurricane Andrew, it’s like listening to a mixtape of their funniest radio moments. Definitely not something you’d expect from a “music” album!