Album Review: Burn All Bitches by The MSP
If you’re into electronic music that punches you in the face and doesn’t apologize, Burn All Bitches by The MSP is your jam. Released in 2010 under Poland’s SmokeSkull Records, this speedcore beast is relentless, chaotic, and oddly satisfying. With its hyper-fast beats and unapologetic energy, it’s like a sugar rush that turns into a heart attack. Let’s dive into what makes this album unforgettable.
First off, let’s talk about “More Speed Please.” If the title doesn’t grab you, the track will—immediately. It’s an adrenaline shot straight to your eardrums, with breakneck tempos and glitchy synths that feel like they’re trying to escape the song altogether. The drop hits hard enough to make you forget where you are for a second. This one sticks because it feels like The MSP took everything you love about electronic music and cranked it up to 11. It’s not just fast; it’s smartly chaotic, like organized insanity. You can tell they had fun making it.
Then there’s “Burn All Bitches,” the title track, which is basically the musical equivalent of lighting fireworks in a crowded room. It’s aggressive, raw, and oddly catchy. The distorted vocals echo through the chaos, giving it a rebellious edge that’s hard to ignore. It’s the kind of track you’d blast at 3 AM when you’re feeling invincible—or maybe just really pissed off. There’s no middle ground here; it either grabs you or it doesn’t. Spoiler: it grabbed me.
The artwork, also done by The M.S.P., perfectly matches the vibe—bold, abrasive, and impossible to look away from. It’s clear these guys were all-in on creating something cohesive yet unhinged. And hey, props to them for sticking to their guns. Not everyone can pull off speedcore without sounding like a broken drum machine, but The MSP nails it.
Looking back, Burn All Bitches isn’t just another speedcore album—it’s a wild ride that demands your attention. Listening to it feels like stepping into a tornado and coming out the other side laughing. Sure, it’s not for everyone, but if you’re into music that pushes boundaries (and your patience), this one’s worth checking out.
Funny thing, though—I still can’t figure out if I love this album because it’s genius or because it’s so over-the-top ridiculous. Maybe it’s both.
