Red Warszawa - Julemandens Selvmordsbrev

Review by james naili

Julemandens Selvmordsbrev by Red Warszawa: A Chaotic Christmas Letter You Didn’t Know You Needed Alright, buckle up, because Red Warszawa’s Julemandens Selvmordsbrev (translation: Santa’s Suicide Note) is one of those albums that grabs you by the collar and shakes you until you’re not sure if you’re laughing, crying, or just confused. Released in 1997 under Gusten Fætter Records, this Danish rock gem doesn’t exactly scream “holiday cheer.” But hey, who asked for cheery when you can have raw, unfiltered chaos instead? Let’s cut to the chase—this album hits hard from the get-go with its title track, Julemandens Selvmordsbrev. It’s like someone took all the holiday pressure, wrapped it in barbed wire, and set it on fire. The song opens with a gritty guitar riff that feels like a punch to the gut, followed by vocals so raspy they sound like they’ve been dragged through a snowstorm. Lyrically? Dark AF. Like, imagine Santa throwing in the towel after years of delivering gifts to ungrateful brats. Morbid? Sure. Catchy as hell? Absolutely. This track sticks with me because it’s equal parts absurd and haunting—a perfect storm of rebellion against saccharine Christmas clichés. Then there’s Masturbation, which… well, let’s just say subtlety isn’t Red Warszawa’s strong suit. This track slams into your ears with a driving beat and lyrics that are about as direct as they come. I mean, kudos for owning it, right? What makes this song unforgettable is how unapologetically in-your-face it is. There’s no metaphor here; no clever wordplay hiding behind poetic verses. Just straight-up honesty served with a side of distorted guitars. It’s messy, loud, and kinda gross—but somehow, that’s exactly what works. Now, onto Hva Så.. (translation: So What..). This one sneaks up on you with its laid-back vibe, almost like the band decided to take a breather after all the intensity. Don’t let the chill fool ya though—it still packs a punch. The melody has this lazy swagger that reminds me of walking down a Copenhagen street at dusk, cigarette in hand, pretending I’ve got my life together. It’s not my favorite track, but it adds some much-needed balance to the album’s otherwise frenetic energy. So yeah, Julemandens Selvmordsbrev might not be everyone’s cup of gløgg, but damn if it doesn’t leave an impression. Red Warszawa managed to create something that feels both deeply personal and wildly universal—a snapshot of mid-90s Denmark filtered through gritted teeth and sweaty palms. Final thought? If Santa really did write a suicide note, I’m pretty sure this album would be his soundtrack while doing it. And honestly? That’s kinda beautiful in its own messed-up way.

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Artist: Red Warszawa
Album: Julemandens Selvmordsbrev

Denmark

Rock

1997

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Masturbation
Hva Så
Julemandens Selvmordsbrev

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RW002

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Gusten Fætter Records

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About Red Warszawa

A satirical heavy metal, punk band from Copenhagen, Denmark.

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Red Warsawa

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Morten Nielsen
Lars Mayland
Henrik Holstrøm
Lars Gerrild
Henning Nymand
Martin Thordrup
Jens Mondrup
Puff Danny
Morten Søndergaard

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Here’s a fun fact: The Danish rock album *Julemandens Selvmordsbrev* by Red Warszawa is as wild as its title suggests. Released in 1997 under Gusten Fætter Records, it dives into themes far from your typical holiday cheer. With tracks like "Masturbation" and "Hva Så," it’s clear this isn’t your average Christmas album. Definitely not for grandma’s playlist!