Simon Gylden - First Man On Venus

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Album Review: First Man On Venus by Simon Gylden Simon Gylden’s First Man On Venus is a curious gem that landed in 2007, blending rock, folk, world, and country influences into a pop-rock tapestry. Self-released under his own label with help from the National Masterpiece Library, this Danish project feels like an intimate labor of love—or perhaps obsession. Gylden wears almost every hat here: writer, composer, producer, engineer, mixer, masterer, instrumentalist, vocalist. You name it, he did it. The result? A DIY masterpiece that feels both sprawling and deeply personal. The album kicks off strong with "She Laughed I Cried," a track that sticks to your ribs like good comfort food. It's raw yet polished enough to feel intentional—a balance not every artist can pull off. The lyrics are simple but evocative, capturing small moments that somehow feel monumental. There’s something about the way Gylden delivers the line “she laughed, I cried” that hits harder than expected. Maybe it’s the vulnerability in his voice or how the melody lingers just long enough to haunt you. Either way, this song grabs hold and doesn’t let go easily. Another standout is "Nosebleed On The Catwalk," which brings a quirky energy that sets it apart from the rest of the record. With its punchy rhythm and tongue-in-cheek attitude, it’s hard not to picture some absurd fashion show gone wrong while listening. But beneath the surface-level humor lies a sharp commentary on superficiality and fleeting fame. Gylden has a knack for wrapping heavy themes in deceptively light packaging, and this track proves it. What makes First Man On Venus so memorable isn’t just its eclectic mix of genres or Gylden’s multi-talented contributions—it’s the sense that he’s inviting us into his world without holding back. Sure, there are moments where things get messy (like the repeated track titles), but even those imperfections add charm. This isn’t music made for algorithms; it’s music made for humans who appreciate authenticity over perfection. In the end, what struck me most wasn’t any one lyric or riff—it was realizing how rare it is to find an album so unapologetically itself. Listening to First Man On Venus feels like discovering someone’s secret diary, except instead of words, it’s filled with songs. And honestly? That’s kinda beautiful. Oh, and if you ever meet Simon Gylden, ask him about olifaunts. Something tells me he’d have a story worth hearing.

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Artist: Simon Gylden
Album: First Man On Venus
Rating: 3.0

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Filename: simon-gylden-first-man-on-venus.zip
  • MP3 size: 75.6 mb
  • FLAC size: 420 mb

Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
Girls, Let's Go Dancing3:21
Nosebleed On The Catwalk4:22
I Don't Care (About You)3:34
Girlfriends' Last Bikini3:33
Pro Am Superstar2:54
When I Wind Up Dead2:19
Passed Around2:15
Jeff Stryker's Olifaunt Groove3:49
Pro-Am Superstar2:55
Girlfriend's Last Bikini3:35
Dixieland D. A.3:12
Traci Lords3:38
She Laughed I Cried2:33
Punk Gurl1:53

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Catalog Numbers

SG4FMoV

Labels

  • Not On Label (Simon Gylden Self-Released)
  • National Masterpiece Library

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Formats

  • 12 × File
  • MP3
  • Album
  • Reissue
  • 256 Kbps
  • 320 Kbps
  • CD

Companies

RoleCompany
Copyright (c)National Masterpiece Library

Credits

RoleCredit
Arranged BySimon Gylden
ProducerSimon Gylden
Mixed BySimon Gylden
Mastered BySimon Gylden
EngineerSimon Gylden
InstrumentsSimon Gylden
VocalsSimon Gylden
Written-BySimon Gylden
Composed BySimon Gylden

Notes

  • 4th official Album. Released on CD 2007.
  • Free download as a 68.790 Mb zip-file including coverart and copyright notice.
  • Total playing time 37:24.
  • Track 7 in 256 Kbps compression, - all other in 320 Kbps.
  • Subtitles, only on backcover:
  • 1) Punk Gurl (I Wanna Get With You)
  • 2) Nosebleed On The Catwalk (Models, Baby!)
  • 3) Passed Around (Anna Ravn)
  • 5) Girlfriend's Last Bikini (You Eat The Clay On Your Feet)
  • 6) Girls, Let's Go Dancing (Put Some Pep In Your Step!)
  • 7) Jeff Stryker's Olifaunt Groove (Higher Socialiety)
  • 8) Traci Lords (Like A Broken Cowboy)
  • 9) Dixieland D. A. (District Attorney Rendition)
  • 11) When I Wind Up Dead (God Will Stomp On My Head)
  • 12) Pro-Am Superstar (The Money Making Boogie)
  • Comes in a standard jewel case with a 16-page booklet.
  • Track durations taken from WinAmp.

Barcodes

  • Rights Society: n©b
  • Matrix / Runout (Inner Ring): 52304414/SG4FMOV21
  • Barcode (Backcover): 5 706274 001815
  • Other (Inner Ring, Printed): IFPI LB47
  • Other (Inner Ring, Stamped): IFPI 0799
  • Other (Rights Societies, on CD and Cover): n©b

Interesting fact about Album

Did you know that the album *First Man On Venus* by Simon Gylden is a one-man masterpiece? Released in 2007 in Denmark, every single aspect of the album—from writing and composing to producing, mixing, and mastering—was done solely by Gylden himself. It’s a true labor of love, blending genres like rock, folk, and pop rock. Tracks like "She Laughed I Cried" and "Pro-Am Superstar" showcase his versatility, while quirky song titles like "Girlfriend’s Last Bikini" and "Nosebleed On The Catwalk" add a playful edge. If you're into DIY music projects, this one's a hidden gem.