mynameistoytoy

mynameistoytoy

  • Name: Toytoy
  • Surname: Tan
  • Location: Cebu City
  • About Me: THE RANDOM THINGS OF WHO I AM. If I was to be a linguist, my favorite language would be sarcasm. My most favorite books are the ones I write inside my head. My mind is an artist while my hands don't comprehend the creativity the mind wants to offer. Balling has always been my life; and by balling, I meant meat balls. When people ask me how I am, I never answer "I'm good" because I've always been called "evil" as far as I can remember. I have a lot of red stuff; red shoes, bag, umbrella, but the truth is, my favorite color is cyanotic baby blue. When normal people strive to be respectful and polite, I crack myself up at my inappropriate jokes. I know I've been watching too much TV when my standards in life can no longer be met -- not even a little. I still can't believe I am on my way to become a medical doctor, I don't even know how if it's normal to have long hairs extending from the skin very near your anus outward. I hate flying cockroaches especially when they go near me because I feel like they want to be like those pretty butterflies in the garden; I surely don't want them to be the butterflies in my stomach. Oddly enough, I'm actually Chinese. I've always had a thing for melted cheese, they're like clouds that are condensed into a tight bar then later on melted into your mouth, but instead of sweet, they're milky, creamy, salty. I have a lot of hobbies, and therefore, I have no money. When there's too much going on in my head, I just tend to stop thinking and
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