Chef Menteur - We Await Silent Tristeros Empire

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Review by Rebecca James

We Await Silent Tristeros Empire by Chef Menteur: A Sonic Odyssey That’ll Mess With Your Head (In a Good Way) Alright, let’s talk about We Await Silent Tristeros Empire by Chef Menteur. Released back in 2005 on Backporch Revolution, this album's kinda like that weird cousin at family reunions who always has something interesting to say but never quite makes sense. It’s a wild ride through genres and styles—rock, electronic, indie rock, ambient, psychedelic, stoner rock, noise, experimental… I could keep going, but you get the idea. This thing is all over the place, and honestly? That’s what makes it so cool. Now, before we dive in too deep, lemme just say this: if you’re looking for something polished or radio-friendly, nah, this ain’t it. But if you dig music that feels like wandering through an abstract art gallery while high on ideas instead of substances, then buckle up. One track that sticks out is “Charlie Don’t Surf.” And yeah, they repeat it twice on the album—which might feel lazy, but trust me, it works here. The first version feels like someone took surf rock, fed it through a broken kaleidoscope, and layered it with glitchy bleeps and bloops. It’s chaotic, sure, but there’s a groove hiding in there, lurking beneath the chaos like a cat waiting to pounce. By the time you hit the second take on the tracklist, it’s like hearing an old friend tell the same story again, except this time they’ve had a few drinks and are way more animated. You think you know where it’s going, but nope—it veers off into some dub-infused wormhole. Trippy stuff. Another standout for me is “Europa.” Man, this one hits different. It starts off slow and dreamy, almost like floating weightlessly in space. Then BAM!—it drops into this heavy, droning wall of sound that feels like being swallowed by a black hole. There’s something ethereal yet crushing about it, like staring at the stars while realizing how tiny you are. Honestly, it’s the kind of song that makes you wanna lie down on your bedroom floor and just… think about life for a bit. Or maybe cry. Either way, it leaves a mark. The rest of the album keeps the vibe alive with tracks like “Paysans de la Mer,” which sounds like a mixtape made by sailors lost at sea, and “Ad Astra Per Despera,” which builds tension until you’re convinced aliens are gonna beam down any second. Oh, and don’t skip “Io”—it’s got this lo-fi shoegaze thing happening that feels both nostalgic and futuristic at the same time. Here’s the thing about We Await Silent Tristeros Empire: it doesn’t really care if you “get” it or not. It exists in its own little universe, blending krautrock rhythms, downtempo vibes, and avant-garde experiments without asking permission. Some people might call it messy, but I’d argue it’s beautifully unpredictable. So, final thoughts? Listening to this album feels like trying to solve a puzzle that was never meant to be solved. And honestly, I kinda love that. It’s not perfect, but perfection is boring anyway. If anything, this record reminds me that sometimes the best art isn’t about answers—it’s about questions. Plus, now I really wanna know what “Pointu II” means. Someone smarter than me figure that out, okay?

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Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
Pointu II10:4
Europa7:23
Io17:5
Ad Astra Per Despera6:2
Caverns of the White Widow7:17
Maida Vale2:35
W.A.S.T.E.6:19
Pseudologia Fantastica3:21
Charlie Don't Surf3:01
Matiasma2:36
Pointu4:52
Paysans de la Mer2:10
Charlie Don't Surf3:1

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BPR-010

Labels

Backporch Revolution

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Interesting fact about Album

Here’s an interesting fact: The album *We Await Silent Tristero's Empire* by Chef Menteur is like a genre blender gone wild. Released in 2005, it mixes everything from Indie Rock to Ambient, Stoner Rock to Glitch, and even throws in some Krautrock for good measure. It’s not every day you find an album that can jump from Psychedelic Rock to Dub in the span of a few tracks. One standout track, "Charlie Don't Surf," even appears twice—once as itself and once remixed. If you’re into experimental music that defies easy categorization, this one’s a hidden gem.