Hard ReMix 2010 by Cranky: A Wild Ride Through Neon Beats and Basslines
Let’s get one thing straight—this album is not for the faint of heart. Released in 2009 under Japan’s Feline Groove label, Hard ReMix 2010 by Cranky slams down like a double espresso shot at 3 AM. It's an unapologetic mashup of hard house and hard trance that’ll have your feet stomping before you even realize what hit ya. If you’re into music that feels like it could power a neon-lit Tokyo street scene from some cyberpunk movie, this is your jam.
Now, let me break it down because there are twelve tracks here, but two really stuck with me like gum on a sneaker sole. First up? “Chemical X (Pwrpff Raves Remix).” Holy cow, this track hits harder than my alarm clock on Monday mornings. The bassline thumps so aggressively, it’s practically knocking on your chest cavity saying, “Wake up, punk!” Paired with those glitchy synths and relentless beats, it’s the kind of song that makes you wanna grab life by the horns—or maybe just throw your hands in the air and scream nonsense while dancing wildly. I dunno about you, but when this tune comes on, everything else fades away. No bad vibes allowed.
Then there’s “Dee Dee Cee (Dear Sexxx Dancer)”, which honestly sounds like someone took all the sleaziest parts of a late-night club and turned them into pure audio gold. This remix has this hypnotic groove that sneaks up on you; one second you're chilling, sipping water like a responsible adult, and the next you’re moving like nobody’s watching. There’s something oddly addictive about how smooth yet dirty it feels—it’s like wearing leather pants to a rave. You know it shouldn’t work, but somehow it does.
The rest of the album keeps the energy cranked to eleven. Tracks like “Maharani (Maharaja Trance Remix)” bring that epic festival vibe, while “Paradise Lost (Hurt Heaven Remix)” leans more introspective without losing its punch. But honestly, every single remix here brings its own flavor to the table, like a buffet where each dish is spicier than the last. And hey, props to Cranky for keeping things fresh across the board. Not once did I find myself zoning out or skipping ahead, which is rare these days.
Here’s the kicker though: listening to Hard ReMix 2010 feels less like hearing music and more like stepping into another dimension. Like, imagine if robots partied in space but still had feelings deep inside their circuits—that’s the vibe we’re working with. Weird analogy? Maybe. Accurate? Absolutely.
So yeah, whether you’re a die-hard fan of electronic bangers or just looking to spice up your playlist with something wild, give this album a spin. Just don’t blame me if your neighbors start complaining about the noise. Oh, and fun fact—I accidentally played “High-Volume!!” during a family dinner once. Let’s just say Grandma hasn’t been the same since.
