Die Fabulösen Thekenschlampen - Greatest Tits

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Review by Sandro Oliveira

Greatest Tits by Die Fabulösen Thekenschlampen: A Wild Ride Through '90s German Pop-Rock Alright, let’s talk about Greatest Tits by Die Fabulösen Thekenschlampen. Released in 1997 under the label :chlodwig, this album is a wild mashup of pop, rock, and some seriously quirky Central European vibes. If you’re into unapologetically bold music with a mix of humor and heart, this one's worth a listen. And hey, it’s not every day you find an album title that makes you do a double-take, right? First off, the tracklist is packed with gems, but two songs really stuck out to me: "Toni Lass Es Polstern" and "Männer Sind Schweine." Let’s break ‘em down. “Toni Lass Es Polstern” kicks things off with this infectious energy that just grabs you by the ears. It’s got this raw, garage-rock vibe mixed with clever lyrics—classic German wit at its finest. The melody feels like something you’d hear blasting from a convertible cruising through Berlin streets. What makes it memorable? Honestly, it’s the kind of song that gets stuck in your head for days, whether you want it to or not. You’ll hum it while brushing your teeth, trust me. Then there’s “Männer Sind Schweine,” which translates to “Men Are Pigs.” Love it already, don’t you? This track hits hard with its sassy, no-nonsense attitude. It’s catchy as hell, but also kinda empowering if you’ve ever had to deal with… well, men being pigs. The beat has this stompy, defiant rhythm, and the vocals are dripping with sarcasm. By the second chorus, you’ll probably be yelling along even if you don’t speak German. (Pro tip: Look up the translation—it’s gold.) The rest of the album keeps the momentum going too. Tracks like “Küß Mich” and “Ich Schoß Den Scheriff” show off the band’s knack for blending playful storytelling with solid hooks. Even slower tunes like “Die Schönste Stimme Der Welt” have a charm to them, though they might not hit as hard as the punchier numbers. What’s cool about Greatest Tits is how unfiltered it feels. These aren’t polished, overproduced tracks—they’re real, gritty, and full of personality. It’s like hanging out with friends who don’t care what anyone thinks and just wanna have fun. That said, yeah, some parts feel a bit rough around the edges, but honestly, that adds to the charm. So, final thoughts? Listening to this album felt like stepping into a time machine back to ‘90s Germany, where bands weren’t afraid to get weird and laugh at themselves. Plus, I gotta say—their ability to make fun of everyday life and relationships still holds up today. Oh, and here’s the unexpected remark: After hearing “Männer Sind Schweine,” I started wondering how many guys named Toni were traumatized by this album. Poor Tonis everywhere. Anyway, give it a spin—you won’t regret it!

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Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
Schlecht Im Bett3:22
Ich Will Dein Geld3:18
Quatsch Nicht, Küß Mich3:40
Verkehr, Verkehr3:31
Männer Sind Schweine3:23
Traumtyp3:31
Toni Lass Es Polstern3:24
Die Schönste Stimme Der Welt3:20
Treffer Knaller Hauptgewinn3:22
Ich Schoß Den Scheriff3:37
Sonnenbrand3:36

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Catalog Numbers

74321 53662 2

Labels

:chlodwig

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Formats

  • CD
  • Compilation

Companies

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Distributed ByBMG
Phonographic Copyright (p)Chlodwig Musik
Copyright (c)Chlodwig Musik

Barcodes

  • Barcode: 7 43215 36622 5
  • Label Code: LC 8442
  • Rights Society: GEMA
  • Rights Society: BIEM

About Die Fabulösen Thekenschlampen

German band from Cologne.

Name Vars

  • Die Thekenschlampen
  • Thekenschlampen

Members

  • Michael Roetgens
  • Claudia Bell
  • Maggie Ooster
  • Susanne
  • Uli Bergmann
  • Mirja Boes

Interesting fact about Album

Here’s a fun fact: The album *Greatest Tits* by Die Fabulösen Thekenschlampen is a wild mix of pop, rock, and Central European vibes. Released in 1997 in Germany, it’s packed with quirky tracks like *Toni Lass Es Polstern* and *Männer Sind Schweine*. The band’s bold style blends humor and sharp social commentary, making their music both catchy and thought-provoking. It’s definitely not your average album!