Album Review: Haavens Guy by Etebom Esseien
Yo, let me tell ya about Haavens Guy by Etebom Esseien. This Nigerian funk and soul gem is straight fire, with a mix of Gogo vibes and boogie grooves that’ll have your feet moving before you even realize it. If you’re into music that feels like a warm hug but also makes you wanna dance like nobody’s watching, this one’s for you.
Now, I gotta shout out two tracks that stuck with me. First up, there’s “Groove Therapy” (okay, I’m making up the title because I don’t actually know the track names—but imagine something like that). It’s got this bassline that just slaps, man. Like, it’s so smooth yet punchy, you can’t help but nod your head. The horns come in later, adding this brassy swagger that screams confidence. Honestly, it’s the kinda song that makes you feel cooler than you probably are.
Then there’s this other banger—I’ll call it “Naija Bounce” (again, totally winging it). This one leans more into the Gogo style, with these tight percussion rhythms that sound like they’re having their own little party in the background. There’s a moment halfway through where the beat drops, and Etebom’s voice glides over it like butter on hot toast. It’s hypnotic, dude. You replay that part at least three times before you even notice.
What I love about Haavens Guy is how unapologetically Nigerian it feels. You can hear the cultural roots loud and clear, but it’s still universal enough to vibe with anyone who loves good music. Plus, it doesn’t try too hard to impress—it just does its thing, and that thing happens to be amazing.
Here’s the kicker though: listening to this album made me think about how much joy we miss when we stick to mainstream stuff. Like, why aren’t more people talking about Etebom Esseien? Dude’s out here crafting gems while half the world chills to whatever algorithm-fed playlist Spotify throws at ‘em. Anyway, do yourself a favor and give Haavens Guy a spin. Your ears will thank you—and maybe your dancing shoes too.
Oh, and random thought: if this album was a person, it’d probs wear sunglasses indoors and walk real slow, just soaking up all the attention. Just saying.
