Dirty Out On The Floor by The Funk Out: A Wild Ride Through Electro House Chaos
Alright, let’s talk about Dirty Out On The Floor by The Funk Out. Released in 2009 under Nu Style Records, this album is pure electro house madness with a dash of dance-floor insanity. If you’re into beats that slap and remixes that feel like they were made for losing your mind (and maybe your shoes) at 3 AM, then buckle up—this one’s got some gems.
The tracklist is basically the title track on steroids, with a ton of remixes thrown in. At first glance, it might seem kinda repetitive, but trust me, each version brings its own vibe to the table. I’ll break down a couple tracks that stuck with me because, honestly, not every remix hits the same.
First up, “Dirty Out On The Floor (Audius Is a Whore Remix)”—yeah, yeah, the name’s wild, but don’t let that distract ya. This remix takes the original beat and flips it into something darker, grittier, almost like someone spiked the party punch with Red Bull and regret. It’s got this relentless energy that just grabs you by the collar and says, “Dance, dammit!” You can tell Audius wasn’t messing around when he slapped this together. It’s chaotic in the best way possible, perfect for those moments when you need music that feels as unhinged as you are.
Then there’s “Dirty Out On The Floor (Nate Metro’s Fuckstep Remix).” Okay, so Nate Metro went full beast mode here. This remix leans harder into the bass, giving off serious wub-wub vibes that could easily slide into a dubstep playlist if you squint hard enough. But instead of being all bro-step aggressive, it keeps the funk alive from the original track. There’s this weird balance between heavy-hitting drops and groovy undertones that makes it stand out. Like, you’re headbanging one second and booty-popping the next—it’s confusing but also kind of genius.
Now, I gotta say, listening to this album feels like watching the same movie over and over but with different directors. Some versions are fire, others are… eh, not so much. But hey, isn’t that what remix culture’s all about? Experimentation, right?
Here’s the thing though—the sheer number of remixes kinda makes you wonder if The Funk Out ran out of ideas or just really loved hearing their song chopped up 10 different ways. Either way, it works. Sorta. Mostly.
Anyway, wrapping this up—I think Dirty Out On The Floor is the kind of album that reminds you how wild electronic music can get. It’s messy, loud, and unapologetically itself. And honestly? That’s kinda refreshing. Just don’t listen to it all in one go unless you wanna risk an existential crisis about why there are two identical Kraymer remixes. Or maybe that’s just me. Who knows?
