Johnny Hoes - Johnny Hoes Presenteert We Drinken Tot We Zinken

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Review by Kshitij Sharma

Album Review: Johnny Hoes Presenteert We Drinken Tot We Zinken Alright, buckle up because Johnny Hoes has delivered a pop-schlager masterpiece that’s as Dutch as stroopwafels and clogs. Released under Telstar (and Telstar Festival), this album is like a karaoke party at your oma's house—loud, unapologetic, and oddly endearing. With Het Telstar Koor chiming in like angels who’ve had one too many bitterballen, and Jean Kraft conducting the orchestra like he’s leading an army of accordions, it’s clear no expense was spared to make this record shine brighter than a disco ball at a bruiloft. Let’s dive into the chaos, shall we? First off, there’s We Drinken Tot We Zinken!—a title so gloriously self-explanatory it needs no introduction. This track feels like someone spiked your drink with pure adrenaline. It’s catchy, chaotic, and makes you wanna grab a pint while yelling incomprehensible Dutch phrases at the top of your lungs. The chorus sticks to your brain like syrup on pancakes, but hey, isn’t that what schlager music is all about? You’ll find yourself singing “Lily the Pink” even when you're sober… which might be embarrassing if anyone’s watching. Then there’s Ome Sjakie (Het Hele Zakie Loopt In Z’n Nakie)—because apparently, Uncle Jackie runs around naked, and nobody knows why. Props to Johnny Hoes for turning this bizarre concept into a banger. The brass section hits harder than Ome Sjakie probably did after his fifth jenever, and the choir adds just enough drama to make you wonder whether they’re auditioning for an opera or a circus. Whatever it is, it works. By the second verse, I was laughing so hard my cat gave me judgmental side-eye. Now, let’s not forget the rest of the lineup—it’s packed with gems like Naar De Kermis (cue visions of spinning teacups and questionable snacks) and Ik Ben Met Jou Niet Getrouwd! (relatable content for all commitment-phobes out there). But honestly, the whole thing feels like a soundtrack for life’s most absurd moments. Need background music for peeling potatoes? Done. Want something cheerful yet slightly unhinged for your next road trip? Sorted. So yeah, Johnny Hoes didn’t reinvent the wheel here—he slapped some glitter on it and sent it rolling downhill. And guess what? That’s perfectly okay. Sometimes, you don’t need deep lyrics or fancy production tricks; sometimes, you just need an excuse to dance wildly in your living room while pretending you understand every word of Dutch slang. Final thought: If aliens ever invade Earth and ask us to explain human culture through music, I’d hand them this album. Sure, they might leave confused, but at least they’d leave entertained. Cheers to that, Johnny Hoes—you wild genius, you.

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Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
Naar De Kermis
Ik Zou Toch Zo Graag Willen Weten!
Zij Wil Niets Meer Van Me Weten !
Krijg Je Soms 'N Kale Kop.....
Alweer Een !
Zonder Jasje, Zonder Broekje, Zonder Hemd !
Ome Sjakie (Het Hele Zakie Loopt In Z'n Nakie)
Ik Ben Met Jou Niet Getrouwd !
We Drinken Tot We Zinken ! (Lily The Pink)
Een, Twee, Hupsekee !
Jij Bent Helemaal Van Mij !
Costa Brava
We Leggen De Loper Uit !
Dat Hebben We Weer Gehad !

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Catalog Numbers

TFA 8070 TL, TF 8070 TL

Labels

Telstar , Telstar Festival

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Formats

  • Vinyl
  • LP
  • Album

Credits

RoleCredit
ChoirHet Telstar Koor
Directed By [ChoirJean Kraft
Orchestra]Jean Kraft
OrchestraHet Telstar Orkest
PresenterJohnny Hoes

Notes

  • Motto: Heeft U soms 'n glaasje op ?
  • Kies dan nooit 't ruime sop !
  • Vanavond om 6 uur = Amstelpils

Barcodes

  • Rights Society: B.I.E.M.
  • Matrix / Runout (Label Side A): 33/ST/8070/A
  • Matrix / Runout (Label Side B): 33/ST/8070/B

About Johnny Hoes

Dutch singer, producer, composer and label owner (19 April 1917, Rotterdam - 23 July 2011, Weert). In 1963 he founded the label In 1964 he joined as producer, but left in 1967 to set up his own company . He also ran .

Real Name

    • Johannes Andreas Hoes

Name Vars

  • 0J.Hoes
  • A. Hoes
  • A. J. Hoes
  • A.J. Hoes
  • Ceremoniemeester Johnny Hoes
  • E. Hoes
  • Hoes
  • Hose
  • J Hoes
  • J, Hoes
  • J. A. Hoes
  • J. Hoes
  • J. Hose
  • J. Joes
  • J. Johnny
  • J. hoes
  • J. oHes
  • J.Hoes
  • J.N.Hoes
  • Johannes Hoes
  • Johnny
  • Johnny J.A. Hoes
  • Johny Hoes
  • M.J. Hoes
  • M.J.Hoes
  • j. Hoes

Aliases

  • Edmund van Acker
  • Rio-Jim
  • Andy Field

Interesting fact about Album

Here’s a fun fact: The album *Johnny Hoes Presenteert We Drinken Tot We Zinken* is a quirky mix of pop and schlager, packed with tracks that sound like they belong at a Dutch carnival. One standout moment? The song *"Ome Sjakie (Het Hele Zakie Loopt In Z'n Nakie)"*—a hilarious tune about a guy who somehow ends up losing all his clothes. It’s wild, it’s bold, and honestly, it feels like the Netherlands' answer to chaotic party anthems. Even the choir, *Het Telstar Koor*, had to bring their A-game for this one!