Various - Die Deutsche Schlagerparade 495

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Review by Mike Dextro

Die Deutsche Schlagerparade 495: A Time Capsule of Cheesy Brilliance Alright, buckle up, folks. We’re diving into Die Deutsche Schlagerparade 495, a slice of 1995 Germany that’s equal parts nostalgia trip and guilty pleasure. Released by Sonocord (props to Grafik Atelier Baumeister for the cover art—very ‘90s vibes), this album is basically a rollercoaster ride through the land of Schlager, where pop hooks meet dramatic lyrics about love, heartbreak, and… well, more love. Now, before we get too deep into it, let me just say this: if you’ve ever wanted to know what happens when Europop meets small-town romance novels, this is your jam. It’s not perfect—it’s not even trying to be—but damn, does it slap in all the right ways. Track Highlights Let’s zoom in on two tracks that stuck with me like glitter glue at a kindergarten craft fair: 1. "Nie Mehr (Will Ich Ohne Dich Sein)" Oh boy, here we go. This one hits hard because, honestly, who hasn’t had a moment where they were melodramatically vowing never to live without someone? Spoiler alert: most of us do end up living without them, but hey, that doesn’t make this song any less epic. The chorus slaps harder than an exasperated German grandma swatting flies during Oktoberfest. Plus, there’s something oddly satisfying about hearing someone belt out their emotional turmoil over synths so cheesy they could double as fondue. You’ll find yourself singing along in broken German while pretending you totally understand what “ohne dich” means. 2. "Komm Mit Mir Im Frühling Nach Venedig" Okay, picture this: springtime in Venice, gondolas floating lazily down canals, couples whispering sweet nothings...and then BAM, this song comes on. It’s romantic, sure, but also hilariously specific. Like, why Venice? Why spring? WHO CARES. The melody is catchy enough to distract you from questioning these life choices, and the vocals are dripping with sincerity—or maybe schnapps. Either way, it works. By the third listen, you’ll start daydreaming about booking a last-minute flight to Italy, even though you’re pretty sure you’d hate every second of it. The Rest of the Album The rest of the tracks follow suit—a mix of heartfelt ballads, upbeat bangers, and songs that sound suspiciously like jingles for discount department stores. Standouts include “Ich Hab’ Dich Lieb” (because who doesn’t need a reminder that love is still alive and kicking?) and “Amore, Amore, Amore” (which might as well come with its own plate of spaghetti). There’s also “Welch Ein Tag,” which sounds suspiciously like the theme song for a forgotten soap opera, but hey, I’m not complaining. Final Thoughts So, would I recommend Die Deutsche Schlagerparade 495? Absolutely—if you’re into kitschy tunes that feel like a warm hug from your slightly eccentric aunt. If nothing else, it’s a fascinating snapshot of mid-‘90s German pop culture, complete with questionable fashion choices and unironic declarations of undying affection. And honestly, isn’t that what music’s all about? Just don’t blame me when you catch yourself humming “Emmylou” under your breath during a work meeting. Trust me, it happens. Rating:

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Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
Hey Du (Willst Du Mit Mir Träumen)3:30
Träumer Wie Wir3:15
Spanische Hochzeit3:18
Nie Mehr (Will Ich Ohne Dich Sein)3:49
Ich Kann Kein Mädchen Weinen Seh'n3:22
Träume Berühr'n3:08
Traumtänzerball2:43
Hungrige Herzen3:07
Mit Viel Gefühl Und Phantasie3:22
Fremde Zigeuner3:00
Bleib Ganz Cool3:14
Das Tut So Gut3:29
Emmylou, Emmylou3:14
Die Zweite Liebe3:39
Ich Hab' Dich Lieb3:12
Schenk Mir Eine Sommerliebe3:35
Komm Mit Mir Im Frühling Nach Venedig3:32
Sommer3:35
Der Letzte Bolero3:45
Das Geht Ganz Tief Rein2:58
Die Qual Der Wahl Ist Kein Skandal3:27
Komm Steig Mal Aus3:32
Wahre Liebe3:22
Ich Brauch Dich In Der Wirklichkeit3:21
Sag Was Soll Das3:20
Welch Ein Tag3:47
Amore, Amore, Amore3:12
Seit Du Da Bist3:02
Du Machst Wunder Wahr3:15
Weil Es Dich Gibt3:05
Immer Wenn Wir Zwei Uns Lieben3:41
Du Bist Nur Ein Kieselstein4:05
Herz Versenkt3:03
Melanie3:32
...und Dann Möcht' Ich Dir Noch Sagen3:52
Mein Ein Und Mein Alles3:33

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Catalog Numbers

34 029 9

Labels

Sonocord

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Formats

  • 2 × CD
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Credits

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DesignGrafik Atelier Baumeister

Notes

  • Club Exklusiv
  • Printed in Germany

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  • Label Code: LC 4240
  • Rights Society: GEMA

Interesting fact about Album

Did you know? The album *Die Deutsche Schlagerparade 495* is like a time capsule of German pop culture from 1995. It’s packed with tracks that capture the feel-good, emotional essence of Schlager music—a genre that’s basically Germany’s answer to feel-good pop. One standout credit goes to *Grafik Atelier Baumeister* for the design, adding a visual touch to this collection of catchy tunes. With songs about love, summer dreams, and heartbreak, it’s no wonder Schlager remains a beloved guilty pleasure in Germany. Tracks like *Spanische Hochzeit* and *Ich Hab' Dich Lieb* still resonate with fans of the genre today.