Maxi Tubes Dancefloor: A Chaotic Yet Thrilling Ride Through Time and Beats
Alright, let’s cut to the chase—Maxi Tubes Dancefloor by Various is one of those albums that slaps you in the face with its sheer audacity. Released way back in 1969 (yeah, you read that right), this French electronic beast somehow manages to mash together Latin vibes, progressive house grooves, electro chaos, and club anthems like it ain’t no big deal. Wagram Music dropped this gem, and honestly? It feels like they were trying to break reality itself.
First off, let’s talk about two tracks that stuck with me like gum on a hot summer sidewalk: “Bangin’ (Original Mix)” and “Three Triangles (Losing My Religion) [Original Club Mix].”
“Bangin’” hits hard from the jump—it doesn’t ask for permission; it just storms into your ears and starts throwing punches. The bassline thumps so relentlessly, you’d swear someone put Red Bull in your subwoofer. There’s something raw and untamed about it, like it was made during an all-night bender where everyone forgot what genre they were even working in. But damn if it doesn’t work. You can’t help but move to this track—it’s got that primal energy that makes you wanna punch the air while screaming nonsense at the top of your lungs.
Then there’s “Three Triangles,” which takes R.E.M.’s classic song and turns it into a sweaty, pulsating dancefloor weapon. This remix flips the script completely, ditching melancholy for pure adrenaline-fueled madness. By the time the beat drops, you’re already losing your mind, hands in the air, yelling lyrics you barely remember because who cares? IT’S LIT. The synths swirl around like neon lights on steroids, and the build-ups are sharp enough to cut glass. If this track doesn’t get your heart racing, check your pulse—you might be dead.
Now, here’s the thing: this album is wild. Like, too wild. With over 80 tracks (seriously, WTF?), it’s less of an album and more of a musical tsunami. Some songs hit harder than others, sure, but the sheer variety keeps things interesting. One minute you’re vibing to some smooth Italodance groove, and the next you’re slammed with a gritty electro banger that sounds like robots having a tantrum. It’s messy as hell, but isn’t that kinda beautiful?
And listen, I gotta say—the fact that this came out in 1969 blows my mind. Wasn’t that supposed to be the era of flower power and peace signs? Clearly, someone in France decided to go rogue and crank out futuristic beats instead. Respect.
But here’s the kicker: listening to Maxi Tubes Dancefloor feels like stepping into a time machine that breaks halfway through the trip. You’re not sure whether you’ve landed in '70s discotheques, '90s raves, or some alternate dimension where genres don’t exist. And honestly? That’s the charm.
So yeah, if you’re looking for cohesion or subtlety, look elsewhere. But if you want an unapologetic, chaotic explosion of sound that’ll make your brain explode in the best possible way, grab this album. Just don’t blame me when you find yourself dancing alone in your living room at 3 AM, covered in glitter you don’t remember buying.
Final thought: Whoever curated this monster deserves either a medal or a lifetime supply of painkillers. Probably both.
Three Triangles (Losing My Religion) [Original Club Mix]
07:18
More [Club Mix]
05:00
Phare De La Lune (Original Mix)
3:44
Dollar (Club Mix)
5:19
Shake It (DJ PP 2012 Terrace Mix)
7:03
Speak Up (Jay Style Remix)
5:42
I Feel for You [Original Club Mix]
05:50
Greyhound (Original Mix)
6:52
High on Your Love [Extended Mix]
04:50
Animal (Extented Mix)
5:38
Partied All Night
06:38
Believe (Martin Solveig Vocal Dub)
6:29
Après L'Amour (Original Mix)
3:37
Co-Pilot (Club Edit)
4:56
Witch Doktor (Original Mix)
6:47
Kontiki (Original Mix)
6:58
Head Up
06:13
Lethal Industry (Sebastien Bruce Remix)
5:58
Toop Toop [Extended Remix]
03:44
Resurrection (Axwell Recut Club Version)
5:01
Bring It Back (Extended Mix)
5:53
Summer Moonlight
06:00
Eclypse (Original Mix)
6:45
D#fat
05:28
Apollo?
05:11
Summer All Over (Extented Mix)
5:24
Love Me Right
06:22
Whatever (Encore Et Encore) (Extended Mix)
5:39
Trilogy (Extended Mix)
6:36
Nobody Can (Rls Extented Mix)
6:17
Funk You
05:16
Italian Fireflies [Teo Moss Rework]
05:13
Ten
06:08
What Say? [Hardwell Remix]
07:41
Edony (Clap Your Hands) (Original Mix)
8:09
Se7en (Club Mix)
5:53
Get Loose [Tiesto Remix]
04:59
Party Like A DJ (Radio Killer Extended Mix)
5:32
Cry (Just A Little) (Original Mix)
6:19
Lucky Star (Album Mix)
4:58
The Moment (Dim Chris Remix)
6:11
I Miss You (Flash Brothers Club Mix)
7:12
Beautiful World
03:45
Superclass [Club Edit]
03:41
Again And Again (Extented Mix)
5:07
Dame Dame (Extented Mix)
6:42
Rockin' n' Rollin'
06:35
Stars
05:15
Du What U Do [Trentemoller Remix]
06:28
Lonely Tonight (Extended Version Anglaise)
5:14
She Plays Me Like A Melody (Global Deejays Remix)
5:34
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Catalog Numbers
3260912
Labels
Wagram Music
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Formats
5 × CD
Compilation
Barcodes
Barcode: 3 596972 609121
Interesting fact about Album
Here’s something cool: The album *Maxi Tubes Dancefloor* by Various artists is a wild mix of electronic beats and dancefloor bangers, but get this—it was released in 1969 in France. Yeah, 1969! That’s way before EDM took over the world. It’s like they were ahead of their time, blending styles like Latin, House, and Progressive House long before those genres even had names. Tracks like "Bangin’ (Original Mix)" and "Turn on the Music [Extended Mix]" feel like they’re straight out of a modern club, yet they’re from an era when disco was barely born. How’s that for a time-traveling playlist?
