Диджей Еблан - Это Бизнес

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Review by Geoffrey Rosete

Это Бизнес by Диджей Еблан: A Noise-Fueled Corporate Acid Trip You Didn’t Know You Needed Let’s get one thing straight—this ain’t your grandma’s chillout playlist. Это Бизнес by Диджей Еблан is a gloriously unhinged collision of experimental electronic chaos, noise that feels like an assault on your brainstem, and spoken word segments so absurd they might actually make you laugh—or cry. Released in 2018 under Russia’s Immoral Basement Records (yeah, even the label name screams “we don’t give a fuck”), this album doesn’t just push boundaries—it obliterates them with a sledgehammer. The tracks? Oh boy. Titles like Тренинг №1 Достижение Успешного Успеха (Training 1: Achieving Successful Success) and Медитативная Звуковая Бизнес Дорожка №5 (Meditative Sound Business Track 5) sound like something pulled from the depths of a pyramid scheme seminar gone horribly wrong. But here’s the kicker—they work. Somehow. This album isn’t about being pretty or polished; it’s about raw, unfiltered energy. It’s messy, abrasive, and honestly? That’s what makes it stick. Take Реклама Тренингов (Advertising Trainings), for example. This track hits you like a rogue ad salesman who won’t take no for an answer. The mix of distorted synths and looped voice samples creates this suffocating yet oddly captivating vibe. You can practically hear the desperation dripping off every syllable as someone tries to sell you their next big moneymaking scheme. By the end of it, you’re not sure if you want to sign up for their webinar or throw your laptop out the window. Either way, it’s memorable as hell. Then there’s Медитативная Звуковая Бизнес Дорожка №3. Don’t let the “meditative” fool you—this ain’t spa music. Nope. Imagine sitting in a dark room while some dude whispers motivational quotes over glitchy beats that sound like they were recorded inside a malfunctioning ATM machine. It’s hypnotic but also kinda infuriating, which somehow works perfectly within the context of the album. Every time I listen to it, I feel like I’m losing my mind...but in a good way? Like, corporate dystopia meets bad acid trip vibes. What sticks with me most about Это Бизнес is how unapologetically weird it is. Most albums try to win you over with catchy hooks or emotional depth. Not this one. Instead, it grabs you by the collar, shakes you around a bit, and dares you to keep listening. And weirdly enough, you do. Maybe because it taps into something primal—a chaotic reflection of modern life where everyone’s hustling, scheming, and trying to sell you something. So yeah, Это Бизнес is wild. Chaotic. Probably certifiably insane. But damn if it doesn’t leave its mark on you. Honestly, after listening to this mess of noise and nonsense, I started questioning whether success really matters—or if we’re all just pawns in some giant capitalist fever dream. Or maybe I’m just overthinking it. Who knows? All I know is, I kinda love it. Final verdict: If you hate boring music and enjoy stuff that punches you right in the soul, check this out. Just don’t blame me when you start hearing these tracks in your sleep.

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Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
Реклама Тренингов3:43
Тренинг №1 Достижение Успешного Успеха3:44
Тренинг №4 Создание Продающего Преложения3:46
Медитативная Звуковая Бизнес Дорожка №43:46
Медитативная Звуковая Бизнес Дорожка №53:44
Тренинг №2 Маштабирование Клиентской Маркетинговой Базы HR3:46
Медитативная Звуковая Бизнес Дорожка №33:46
Медитативная Звуковая Бизнес Дорожка №23:44
Медитативная Звуковая Бизнес Дорожка №13:43
Тренинг №3 Устранение Издержек3:44

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Catalog Numbers

IBR_909

Labels

Immoral Basement Records

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About Диджей Еблан

Name Vars

  • Диджей Еблан
  • ЕБЛАН
  • Еблан

Aliases

  • ए༑Splashೢ80
  • МС_СуpI3blй
  • ЖЫ
  • 1996
  • ݬËË
  • Какашкина Лысина
  • Zhygovnobidlohuyloruske
  • Dick Lover
  • The Bidlo Foundation
  • Егор Крит
  • D. Karnauhov
  • Тугосрал
  • Tugosral
  • Kusoque De Govnyau
  • Acid Metal Gnomes
  • Cat Care
  • Берёзка
  • Егор Крид
  • Воровская Масть
  • Anal Practice
  • Микропенуz
  • Ingush
  • ЕБЛАН
  • Фекультик
  • Синтол
  • Eblan Orkestra
  • DJ ГОВНИСТЫЙ
  • Б9
  • 180119_
  • мой
  • Eгор Крид
  • Диджей Опущенный
  • Это Пук
  • Слесарь 9-го Разряда
  • Диджей Еблан
  • Легкосрал
  • Жидкосрал
  • DJ Бесплатный

Interesting fact about Album

Here’s something fascinating: The album *Это Бизнес* by Диджей Еблан is like a bizarre mixtape for entrepreneurs. Released in 2018 under Russia's Immoral Basement Records, it blends electronic music with experimental noise and spoken word. But the real kicker? The tracks sound like they were ripped straight from some surreal corporate training session. Imagine meditating to "Медитативная Звуковая Бизнес Дорожка №5" while trying to scale your client base or crafting the perfect sales pitch with “Тренинг №4 Создание Продающего Преложения.” It’s equal parts chaotic, hypnotic, and oddly motivational—a true sonic oddity that feels like capitalism’s fever dream set to music.