Bif Naked - Everything

Review by Carlos Camacho Miranda

Bif Naked’s Everything: A Chaotic, Glittering Time Capsule from 1995 Let me just say this upfront—Everything by Bif Naked is one of those albums that sneaks up on you. It’s not perfect, but damn if it doesn’t leave a mark. Released in ’95 under the Concrete label (outta Germany, no less), this record blends rock grit with electronic shimmer like someone spilled synth-pop all over pop-rock’s leather jacket. And yeah, I know "blends" is kinda vague, but trust me, it works here. There’s a rawness to it that feels alive, unpredictable—you can almost hear Bif sweating through her mic stand. First off, let’s talk about “The Gross, Gross Man.” If there was ever a track title that screamed mid-90s alt-rock rebellion, this would be it. From the opening riff, you’re hit with this grungy guitar line that sounds like it crawled outta some smoky dive bar where everyone's wearing Doc Martens and yelling at each other. But then BAM—the synths kick in, slick as lip gloss on prom night, and suddenly you’re dancing even though you didn’t mean to. The lyrics? Pure sass. Like, she’s calling out toxic dudes before we even had a word for them. I remember blasting this song in my room when I was pissed off, stomping around like an angsty teenager because... well, I was an angsty teenager. That mix of anger and catchiness? Iconic. Then there’s “Make Like A Tree.” Oh man, this one hits different. It starts soft, almost dreamy, with these lush keys layered over whispered vocals. You think it’s gonna stay chill—but nah, Bif flips the script halfway through. Suddenly, the drums crash in like thunder, and her voice soars into this defiant wail. It’s haunting but kinda beautiful too, like watching storm clouds roll in while your heart breaks quietly in the background. I don’t know what it is about this song—it’s messy, unpolished, maybe even a little too much—but it sticks with you. Like a bruise you can’t stop poking. Oh, and props to whoever did the cover art (shoutout to Ralph Alfonso for the photography). It’s got that moody, black-and-white vibe that matches the album perfectly. Kinda looks like something you’d find in a thrift store bin next to old Cure records and half-burnt incense sticks. Looking back now, Everyone feels like a snapshot of its time—a weird, wonderful mishmash of genres and emotions that shouldn’t work but totally does. Listening to it today feels like running into an old friend who still owes you twenty bucks but makes you laugh anyway. Or maybe it’s more like finding a forgotten mixtape in your glove compartment and realizing how much you missed it without knowing. Anyway, fun fact: apparently, Bif wrote most of these songs during a period of chaos in her life. Makes sense. This album feels like chaos—but the good kind. The kind that reminds you you're alive. So yeah, go listen to Everything. Just don’t blame me if you start moshing alone in your kitchen.

Artist: Bif Naked
Album: Everything

Germany

1995

Rating: 3.0

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Tracks

Track	Duration	Preview
Make Like A Tree	4:28
The Gross, Gross Man	1:21
Everything	3:01

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Catalog Numbers

0086495CTR

Labels

Concrete

Listen online

online anhören
ouvir online
escuchar en línea
online luisteren
écouter en ligne
lytte på nettet
kuunnella verkossa
lyssna på nätet
ascolta in linea

Formats

CD
Single

Companies

Role	Company
Phonographic Copyright (p)	Her Royal Majesty's Records
Copyright (c)	Her Royal Majesty's Records
Licensed To	Edel Company
Manufactured By	Optimal Production

Credits

Role	Credit
Photography By	Ralph Alfonso

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Barcodes

Barcode: 4009880864951
Label Code: LC 5290
Mastering SID Code: IFPI L571
Rights Society: GEMA | BIEM
Matrix / Runout: manufactured by optimal production CTR 8649-5
Price Code: CB 608

About Bif Naked

Bif Naked, born in New Delhi on June 15, 1971, is a Canadian actress, motivational speaker, poet, pop and rock singer, and songwriter.

Real Name

Beth Torbert

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B. Naked
B.Naked
BIF
BiF
Bif
Bif Naked aka Beth Hopkins
Bifaroni
Miss Bif Naked
Miss Bif Naked, Herself
Naked
ࢧʙ

Aliases

Beth Nicole Hopkins

Interesting fact about Album

Here’s a fun fact: Bif Naked's album *Everything*, released in 1995, blends rock and electronic vibes with a cool synth-pop twist. It came out in Germany under the label Concrete. One standout detail? The album’s photography was done by Ralph Alfonso, adding a unique visual edge to its sound. Tracks like *The Gross, Gross Man* and *Make Like A Tree* give it a quirky, unforgettable vibe. Not your typical pop-rock record, right?