Capkekz - Der Kalif Von Köln

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Review by SewChaCha

Der Kalif Von Köln by Capkekz: A Raw Slice of German Hip Hop That Sticks With You Alright, let me tell ya about Der Kalif Von Köln. This album dropped back in 2008 from the German dream team—Capkekz on vocals and beats, reppin' their crew German Dream Evangelium. It’s pure hip-hop gold with a gritty Cologne twist. The vibe? Unapologetically raw, unfiltered, and straight-up real. If you’re into music that feels like it came straight outta someone’s soul without all the shiny polish, this one’s for you. First off, let’s talk tracks. There are some bangers here, but two stood out to me so hard they’re kinda burned into my brain now: "Strafen Die Dich Kriegen" and "Es Tut So Weh." "Strafen Die Dich Kriegen" hits different. Like… imagine walking through your hood at night when everything's quiet except for your thoughts screaming louder than anything else. That beat is haunting—it loops around your head like a ghost whispering secrets. And Capkekz? Man, he doesn’t just rap; he spits truths. Every word feels heavy, like he’s carrying the weight of his city on his shoulders. When he talks about consequences and choices, it ain’t abstract—it’s personal. You can hear the struggle in his voice, and honestly? That makes it hit harder. Then there’s "Es Tut So Weh." Bro, if you’ve ever had your heart smashed into a million pieces, this track will wreck you all over again. The production is minimalistic, letting the emotion do most of the work. Capkekz lays it bare here—he sounds broken, vulnerable, like he’s sitting right next to you sharing his darkest moment. The hook sticks in your head, not because it’s catchy in a pop way, but because it hurts so good. Pain has never sounded so honest. The rest of the album isn’t slacking either. Tracks like "Intro" set the tone with that classic boom-bap energy, while cuts like "Cologne City Break Dance" give you a taste of hometown pride mixed with swagger. But even the interludes feel intentional, like little breathers between punches. Nothing feels thrown in just to fill space. Everything serves a purpose. What I love most about Der Kalif Von Köln is how human it feels. No flashy features, no overproduced beats trying to mask weak lyrics. Just Capkekz doing what he does best—telling stories, painting pictures, and making you feel something. Whether it’s anger, sadness, or defiance, this album doesn’t hold back. And look, I gotta admit, listening to this record made me realize something weird. Hip hop from Germany often gets slept on internationally, but albums like this prove why it shouldn’t be. It’s got its own flavor, its own struggles, its own heartbeat. Listening to Der Kalif Von Köln felt like stepping into another world—one where pain and resilience go hand in hand. So yeah, if you’re looking for an album that’ll make you think, nod your head, and maybe shed a tear or two, check this out. Oh, and hey—if anyone tells you German hip hop is too cold or mechanical, slap ‘em with this album. Trust me, it’ll shut ‘em up quick.

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Artist: Capkekz
Album: Der Kalif Von Köln
Rating: 4.0

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Filename: capkekz-der-kalif-von-kln.zip
  • MP3 size: 78.4 mb
  • FLAC size: 867.2 mb

Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
Prototyp3:35
Strafen Die Dich Kriegen4:33
Eine Kugel4:32
Abgefuckt3:42
Cologne City Break Dance4:24
Intro0:51
Interlude1:44
Natur Opfer3:46
Es Tut So Weh3:27
So Wie Ich Bin3:22
Frag Nicht3:19
Outro1:11
Was Du Siehst3:36
Der Wahnsinn2:20
GD Soldier4:03
Wem Sagst Du Das2:47

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Labels

German Dream Evangelium

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Formats

  • 16 × File
  • Album
  • MP3
  • 320 kbps

Notes

Released as free download zip file.

About Capkekz

is the stage name of the German rapper ..

Real Name

    • Jassin Arrais

Name Vars

  • Cakekz
  • Capkeks

Aliases

  • Jassin Arrais

Interesting fact about Album

Here’s a fun fact: The album *Der Kalif Von Köln* by Capkekz is a raw snapshot of German hip-hop culture in 2008. It’s packed with gritty tracks like *Es Tut So Weh* and *Cologne City Break Dance*, blending emotional depth with street-smart storytelling. Released under the label German Dream Evangelium, it’s a love letter to Cologne—showcasing both the struggles and pride of the city. If you’re into underground rap with a local twist, this one’s a hidden gem.