Kojak - Stupid Jack

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Review by Joan White

Stupid Jack by Kojak: A Genre-Bending Trip Down Memory Lane Let’s cut to the chase—Stupid Jack is one of those albums that feels like it was cooked up in a musical blender set to "chaos." Released in 1999 under Pro-Zak Trax, this French-Australian-European-UK mashup doesn’t just dip its toes into genres; it cannonballs straight into the deep end. With styles ranging from House and Hip Hop to Dub and Drum n Bass, you’d think it would collapse under its own ambition. But somehow, Kojak pulls it off with swagger. First things first: the artwork. Tom Kan (photography, graphics, AND artwork) clearly had his caffeine fix when he worked on this because the visuals scream “we’re here to mess with your brain.” Paired with Jayhem’s vocals and DJ Vas’ writing chops, Stupid Jack isn’t just an album—it’s an experience. And trust me, not all experiences are good ones, but this? This is worth remembering. The Tracks That Stick Now, let’s talk about two tracks that really stuck with me, for better or worse. "Stupid Jack (Ruffneck Skiank Remix by Grant Phabao)" If there’s one remix that could make your grandma nod her head at a rave, this is it. It starts innocently enough, lulling you into thinking it’s just another chill tune. Then BAM! The beat drops harder than your phone after too many drinks. There’s something gloriously unhinged about how Grant Phabao layers the basslines here—it’s like he took a sledgehammer to convention and said, “Nah, we’re doing THIS instead.” Every time I hear it, I can’t help but imagine some alternate universe where this track soundtracked every late-night drive through neon-lit city streets. Bonus points for making me want to invent new dance moves I’ll regret tomorrow. "Stupid Jack (My Sweet Loly Remix by DJ Vas)" This version is smoother than butter melting on a summer sidewalk. Where the Ruffneck remix punches you in the face, My Sweet Loly whispers sweet nothings in your ear while handing you a cocktail. It’s downtempo magic—a perfect blend of reggae vibes and electronic tinkering that makes you feel like you’re floating on clouds made of weed smoke and good vibes. If I close my eyes while listening, I’m instantly transported to a beach somewhere in Europe, except I don’t have sand in my shoes or sunburn ruining my vibe. Pure escapism, folks. Why You Should Care What sets Stupid Jack apart isn’t just its genre-hopping audacity—it’s the way it refuses to take itself seriously. Sure, some tracks lean more experimental than others, but even the weirdest moments feel intentional. Like, yeah, they knew exactly what they were doing when they threw twelve different versions of the same song onto one album. Was it overkill? Absolutely. Did I skip any of them? Nope. And let’s give credit where it’s due: Jayhem’s vocals tie everything together like duct tape holding together a spaceship. Without him, this whole thing might’ve spiraled into chaos. Well, more chaos. Final Thoughts So, who should listen to Stupid Jack? Anyone who loves music that breaks rules faster than a toddler demolishing a LEGO tower. Fans of House, Hip Hop, Reggae, or just plain weirdness will find plenty to love here. Just don’t expect perfection—it’s messy, chaotic, and occasionally baffling. But hey, so is life. Oh, and if anyone knows why there are so many versions of the same track, hit me up. I need answers before my Spotify algorithm decides I ONLY listen to remixes of “Stupid Jack.” Rating: 8/10 – because sometimes being stupid is actually pretty smart.

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Filename: kojak-stupid-jack.zip
  • MP3 size: 138.6 mb
  • FLAC size: 1079.4 mb

Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
Stupid Jack (D.Stabilizers Mix)6:00
Stupid Jack (My Sweet Loly Edited Remix)4:45
Stupid Jack (Troublemen Remix)5:52
Stupid Jack (Kingmeat's Version)4:57
Stupid Jack (Busta Funk Extended Mix)4:59
Stupid Jack03:15
Stupid Jack (Ruffneck Skiank Remix)3:36
Stupid Jack (Radio Edit)3:16
Stupid Jack [Ruffneck Skiank by Grant Phabao]03:36
Stupid Jack (Troublemen Mix)5:49
Stupid Jack [My Sweet Loly Remix by DJ Vas]06:03
Stupid Jack (My Sweet Loly Remix By DJ Vas)6:04
Stupid Jack (My Sweet Loly Remix By Dj Vas)6:4
Stupid Jack (Remix By Troublemen)5:52
Stupid Jack (My Sweet Loly Remix)6:04
Stupid Jack (Ruffneck Skiank Remix By Grant Phabao)3:36
Stupid Jack (Ruffeneck Skiank By Grant Phabao)3:41
Stupid Jack (Album Version)4:41
Stupid Jack [Remix by Troublemen]05:51
Stupid Jack (Kingmeat Version Remix Dj Gregorie and David)4:54
Stupid Jack [Kingmeat's Version]04:53

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Kojak - Stupid Jack (Troublemen Mix)
Kojak - Stupid Jack (D.Stabilizers Mix)
Kojak - Stupid Jack (Album Version)
Kojak - Stupid Jack (Busta Funk Extended Mix)
Kojak - Stupid Jack (My sweet loly remix by dj Vas)

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Catalog Numbers

  • 19911
  • 561130-2
  • KOJAK 5
  • 561 464-1
  • 561 130-2

Labels

Pro-Zak Trax

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Formats

  • Vinyl
  • 7"
  • CD
  • Single
  • 12"
  • 33 ⅓ RPM
  • Promo
  • Cardboard Sleeve

Companies

RoleCompany
Phonographic Copyright (p)Pro-Zak Trax
Copyright (c)Pro-Zak Trax
Marketed ByBarclay
Distributed ByUniversal Music
Made BySSD

Credits

RoleCredit
Photography ByTom Kan
GraphicsTom Kan
VocalsJayhem
Written-ByDJ Vas, Jayhem
Artwork ByTom Kan
PhotographyTom Kan

Notes

  • Contains uncredited samples from the movie "One Armed Swordsmen" directed by David Chiang and Yu Wang .
  • All tracks published by Pro-Zak Trax. Marketed by Barclay. Distributed by Universal Music.
  • Taken from the Album "Crime In The City".
  • (p) 1999 Pro-zak Trax.
  • (c) 1999 Pro-zak Trax.
  • made in E.U.
  • Made in Australia

Barcodes

  • Barcode (Text): 7 31456 11302 9
  • Barcode (String): 731456113029
  • Label Code: LC 00126
  • Other (Distribution code): UN 522
  • Matrix / Runout (Side A Runout Etching): KOJAK 5 A FSV MANDI THE EXCHANGE
  • Matrix / Runout (Side B Runout Etching): KOJAK 5 B1 FSV
  • Barcode (Text): 7 31456 14641 6
  • Barcode (Scanned): 731456146416
  • Matrix / Runout (A Runout): 5614641 A RV_TR DFI-99_ 9
  • Matrix / Runout (B Runout): 5614641 B RV_TR DFI-99_ 9
  • Label Code: 00126
  • Matrix / Runout (B Label (A Label no info)): 561 464 1
  • Barcode (Scanned): 731456113029
  • Matrix / Runout: SSD IFPI LD71 561130-2
  • Mastering SID Code: IFPI LD71

About Kojak

French House trio founded in 1996 by Cyril Vaschetto () and Jean-Marie Racon (). They later met DJ Galian by a common friend. Together as Kojak, they were noticed with their first record 'Soul Unit / Keep Me On Fire' (1997). They signed with the label one year later. The singles 'Hold Me', 'Stupid Jack' and 'You Can't Stop It', all taken from the album 'Crime In The City', established the group as a major player on the French Touch scene. Their second album, 'Every Room On Every Floor' (2003) contained the famous 'Art To Breathe', a collaboration with spoken word artist . After more than 835 concerts worldwide and thousands of records sold, the group splitted in 2007. According to , Kojak was the best 'live' group of the French Touch.

Name Vars

  • Kojack

Members

  • Cyril Vaschetto
  • Jean-Marie Racon
  • Grégoire Galian

Interesting fact about Album

Did you know? The album *Stupid Jack* by Kojak is like a musical chameleon. Released in 1999, it blends genres like Electronic, Hip Hop, and Reggae with styles ranging from House to Dancehall. What’s wild is that the title track "Stupid Jack" has over 20 remixes on the album! Each version gives the song a totally different vibe—whether it’s the gritty edge of Drum n Bass or the smooth chill of Downtempo. It’s like one song living a hundred lives. And fun fact: Tom Kan handled most of the visuals, making the album as much a treat for the eyes as it is for the ears.