Funky Circus by Loop D & Dumsss – A Jumpstyle Beatdown You Can’t Ignore
Alright, buckle up. If you’re into beats that slap harder than your ex’s texts, Funky Circus by Loop D & Dumsss is the kind of album that’ll kick your ass and make you thank it later. Released back in 2012 outta Belgium on Subsonic Muzik, this thing hits like a freight train fueled by energy drinks and bad decisions. It’s electronic music with a jumpstyle twist—think relentless kicks, wild synths, and enough adrenaline to keep you bouncing for days.
Let’s dive into some tracks because not everything here is gold, but when it hits, it HITS. First off, “Fuck This.” Yeah, you read that right. The track comes at you like a pissed-off drill sergeant screaming in your face. That bassline? Pure chaos. It’s one of those songs where you don’t know whether to headbang or start breakdancing, so you just do both and look ridiculous. And honestly? That’s kinda the point. It’s raw, unfiltered aggression wrapped up in a beat that refuses to quit. I remember this track ‘cause it’s impossible to forget—it’s like getting punched in the ear…in the best way possible.
Then there’s “Guru Of Greatness,” which flips the vibe just enough to keep things interesting. This one's got more swagger than a cocky boxer in shiny shorts. The melody loops around your brain like a carnival ride gone wrong, but instead of puking, you wanna scream along. There’s something about the way the synths spiral out of control while still keeping perfect rhythm—it’s messy perfection, if that makes sense. It’s the kind of song that makes people stop mid-conversation and go, “Wait, what IS this?” before they either love it or hate it. Either way, mission accomplished.
Now, let’s talk about why this album sticks. Sure, it’s not gonna win any Grammys (not that anyone cares), but its sheer audacity is what makes it memorable. In a world full of polished crap trying too hard to be cool, Funky Circus doesn’t give a damn. It’s loud, proud, and completely unhinged—and sometimes, that’s exactly what you need.
But here’s the kicker: after listening to this beast, I couldn’t help thinking…what if clowns made EDM? Like, actual circus clowns running amok with synthesizers? Because honestly, that’s the vibe. And weirdly enough, it works. So grab your glowsticks, crank up the volume, and prepare to lose your mind. Or maybe find it again—who knows with this stuff.
