Album Review: Alors On Danse (Kuvera B Remix) by Stromae
Stromae’s Alors On Danse (Kuvera B Remix) isn’t just another remix album—it’s a punchy, relentless ride through electronic hardcore beats. Released in 2014 under the Not On Label banner, this French gem reshapes the original track into something darker, grittier, and absolutely unforgettable. If you’re looking for an album that’ll make your headphones thump and your brain buzz, this one’s worth a spin.
The titular track, Alors On Danse (Kuvera B Remix), is where the magic happens. Kuvera B takes Stromae’s already iconic melody and flips it on its head. The bassline hits like a sledgehammer, while chopped-up vocal snippets echo in the background, creating this eerie yet hypnotic vibe. It’s not exactly dance-floor friendly unless your idea of dancing involves headbanging in a strobe-lit basement. But hey, that’s what makes it stand out. You don’t forget a track like this easily—it sticks to you like gum on a hot summer day.
Another standout moment comes from how seamlessly the remix blends chaos with structure. Sure, there’s only one main track here, but it feels like a journey. The pacing shifts constantly, keeping you on edge. At times, it’s almost too intense, but that’s kinda the point. It’s like a rollercoaster ride you didn’t ask for but end up loving anyway.
What strikes me most about this release is how unapologetically raw it feels. Unlike many polished EDM remixes flooding playlists these days, Alors On Danse (Kuvera B Remix) keeps things edgy and unpredictable. It’s as if Kuvera B said, “Let’s break all the rules,” and ran with it. And honestly? That’s refreshing.
So yeah, this remix might not be everyone’s cup of tea. Hardcore electronic fans will probably geek out over it, though. For me, it’s one of those tracks that reminds me why I fell in love with music in the first place—because sometimes, the best stuff is the kind that doesn’t try too hard to impress.
Final thought? Listening to this remix feels like finding a hidden room in a house you’ve lived in forever. Weird analogy, I know, but trust me—it clicks once you hear it.
