Demo of the Century by Total Whine: A Raw, Unfiltered Blast of Rock Goodness
If you’re into music that feels like it was recorded in someone’s garage (in the best way possible), Demo of the Century by Total Whine is your jam. Released in 2018 on Rubbish Records, this album is a chaotic yet charming mix of Rock & Roll, Punk, and Garage Rock vibes. It’s the kind of record that makes you wanna crank up the volume and maybe even break something—preferably not your speakers, though.
Let’s talk tracks. The opening song, Set the Tone, lives up to its name by slapping you in the face with gritty guitar riffs and a beat that just won’t quit. It’s raw, unpolished, and completely addictive. I mean, there’s something about the way the vocals snarl over the instrumentation—it’s like they’re daring you to sit still. Spoiler alert: you won’t. This track sets the vibe for the whole album: no frills, all thrills.
Then there’s Slobby Jobby. Yeah, I know, the title sounds like a drunk text, but trust me, it’s a banger. It’s got this sleazy, swaggering groove that sticks in your head like gum on a hot sidewalk. The lyrics are cheeky, the energy is off the charts, and honestly, it’s one of those songs that makes you feel cooler than you actually are. Like, you could be sitting in your pajamas eating cereal, but as soon as this comes on, suddenly you’re a rock star. That’s the magic of Total Whine right there.
The rest of the album keeps the momentum going with tracks like Private Affair and Fine Whine (get it? because they’re called Total Whine?), each bringing their own brand of rebellious charm. And let’s not forget Bible Belt Baby, which adds a little twang to the mix, showing off the band’s versatility without losing that rough-around-the-edges feel.
What I love most about Demo of the Century is how unapologetically itself it is. There’s no attempt to sound polished or radio-friendly—it’s just pure, unfiltered rock from start to finish. It’s the kind of album that reminds you why you fell in love with rock music in the first place: it’s messy, fun, and totally unforgettable.
So, if you’re looking for something that’ll shake up your playlist and maybe even your soul, give Demo of the Century a spin. Just don’t blame me if you end up air-guitaring in your living room at 2 AM. Oh, and here’s a random thought to leave you with: isn’t it kinda wild how some of the best music comes out of places that probably have pizza boxes lying around?
