Alright, buckle up, folks. We’re diving into Promo Only Mainstream Club May 12, a no-nonsense electronic banger from 2012 that’s got more remixes than your ex has excuses. This thing screams US club vibes with its Progressive House and House roots—courtesy of Promo Only—and it's packed with tracks that’ll either make you wanna dance til your shoes fall off or question all your life choices.
First up, let’s talk about “Starships (Funk3d Party Anthem)”. Yeah, yeah, I know—you’ve heard “Starships” a million times before. But this isn’t Nicki Minaj babysitting some pop beat; nah, this is the Funk3d version, where they slap so much bass on it you might think aliens landed in your living room. It’s chaotic, wild, and honestly kinda unhinged—but damn if it doesn’t slap. You can’t help but move when this track drops. Your body just gives up trying to resist, like it knows it’s outmatched. That hook? Still catchy as hell. The drop? Filthy enough to get kicked outta church. If there was ever a song designed to turn any lame party into an instant rager, this is it.
Then we hit “Girl Gone Wild (Dave Audé Remix)”, which feels like Madonna decided she wanted to crash a warehouse rave. Dave Audé takes what could’ve been another tired pop anthem and injects it with steroids—or maybe meth, who knows? Either way, the result is pure adrenaline. The build-up teases you like someone holding fries just outta reach, then BAM—the drop hits harder than your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving dinner. It’s relentless, unapologetic, and makes zero sense outside of a dark club at 3 AM. And honestly? That’s exactly why it works.
The rest of the album keeps the energy high, though not every track lands perfectly. Some feel like filler for DJs spinning late-night sets, while others are straight fire. Tracks like “Changin’ (Damian William Remix)” and “Sexaholic (Klubjumpers Extended)” bring heat, but they don’t stick in my brain quite like Starships or Girl Gone Wild do.
Here’s the kicker: listening to this album feels like being punched by nostalgia wrapped in neon lights. It’s messy, loud, and over-the-top—but that’s kinda beautiful. In a world full of polished EDM anthems trying too hard to be cool, Promo Only Mainstream Club May 12 reminds us that sometimes music should just scream FUN without caring how dumb it looks doing it.
Oh, and one last thing—if this album had a personality, it’d probably be that guy at the bar who talks too loud, spills his drink everywhere, but somehow still gets invited back next week. Love it or hate it, you won’t forget it.
Artist:Various Album: Promo Only Mainstream Club May 12
It's Over (Can't Get My Love) (Bassmonkeys "DirtyBad Boi" Remix)
6:07
You Don't Know Me (Mikey Maze Tribal Rock Mix)
6:54
Drink (Sidney Samson Remix)
4:34
Trust Me (Twisted Dee Club Mix)
6:31
Sexaholic (Klubjumpers Extended)
5:48
Blink (Extended Mix)
5:09
The Only One (Manny Lehman Vocal Remix)
8:02
Diplo Hates You (HLM Remix)
4:58
Let's Start The Dance Electronic Soul (Electronic Soul Extended)
10:20
Changin' (Damian William Remix)
6:00
I Don't Like You (PO Intro Edit)
5:08
Zero Gravity (It's The DJ Kue Extended Remix)
4:33
Wild One Two (Main Mix)
5:42
Creep (PzYkED Remix)
5:30
Last Call (Extended Dirty)
3:43
Girl Gone Wild (Dave Audé Remix)
8:02
Never Give Up (Phil B Extended Vocal Mix)
7:36
Fill Us With Fire (JRMX Remix)
7:20
Dance Again (Extended Mix)
6:27
Le Bump (Original Mix)
4:40
Change My Mind (Revolvr Remix)
5:16
Lovesong (The Mavrik Remix)
5:51
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Catalog Numbers
POMC0512
Labels
Promo Only
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Formats
2 × CD
Compilation
Promo
Notes
Produced 4/9/12
For promotional use only
Interesting fact about Album
Did you know? The album *Promo Only Mainstream Club May 12* is a hidden gem for electronic music fans. It’s packed with remixes and club-ready tracks that blend Progressive House and House styles. One standout track, *"Changin’ (Damian William Remix)"*, kicks things off with an infectious beat. And with remixes from artists like Dave Audé and Sidney Samson, this US release became a go-to for DJs in 2012. It’s like a time capsule of dancefloor energy!
