Funkadelic EP by VRotz: A Minimal Techno Punch to the Face
Alright, let’s get this straight—VRotz isn’t here to hold your hand or play nice. The Funkadelic EP, released in 2006 under Antiritmo (Spain), is a raw, stripped-down beast of electronic grit that slaps harder than most things you’ll hear today. This ain’t some overproduced banger for Spotify playlists; it’s minimal techno with an attitude, and it doesn’t care if you’re ready for it.
First up, “My Robot.” Damn, this track sticks in my head like gum on a hot sidewalk. It’s all about that hypnotic rhythm—steady, cold, and kinda alien-like. The beat feels like your toaster deciding it wants to DJ at 3 AM. You can almost picture little mechanical arms waving in sync while the bassline just drones on, creeping into your soul. It’s not trying to be fancy—it’s just pure, relentless vibes. If robots partied, this would be their anthem. Period.
Then there’s “Funkadelic,” which hits different but still fucks shit up. Don’t let the name fool you—this ain’t no George Clinton vibe. Nope. It’s darker, dirtier, and way more underground. The track builds tension like someone tightening screws inside your skull. There’s no big drop, no flashy tricks—just layers of sound stacking up until you feel like you’re drowning in static electricity. I remember this one because it made me miss my stop on the subway once. That’s how deep it pulls you in.
The other tracks, “Mi Cuberteria” and “Nolight,” round out the EP well enough, though they don’t hit as hard as the first two. They keep the same vibe going—dark, minimal, and kinda unsettling—but lack that extra punch that makes “My Robot” and “Funkadelic” unforgettable.
So yeah, VRotz delivered something special with this EP. It’s not perfect, but who cares? Perfection’s boring anyway. What matters is that it’s got teeth, bite, and enough edge to cut through the noise. And honestly, that’s rare these days.
Here’s the kicker though—why the hell did this come out in 2006 and not blow up? Like, where were the people? Was everyone too busy listening to Calvin Harris or whatever? Fucked if I know. But hey, better late than never. Go listen to it now before someone tells you to.
