Album Review: Logical Conclusion by White Barons
Alright, let’s talk about Logical Conclusion, the latest drop from White Barons. Spoiler alert: it’s not your grandma’s playlist (unless she’s into moody basslines and existential lyrics—then maybe it is). This album feels like a late-night drive through the city with someone who’s equal parts philosopher and conspiracy theorist. You know, deep thoughts but also kinda chaotic? Yeah, that vibe.
First up, track three: “Static on the Line.” Oh man, this one hit me like a rogue shopping cart in a parking lot—unexpectedly hard and weirdly memorable. The opening riff sounds like an old dial-up modem trying to connect to the internet of feelings. It’s got this raw energy, like they didn’t overthink it too much, which makes it stick. Plus, the vocals? Barely holding it together—but in the best way possible. Like when you’re yelling at your GPS because it sent you the wrong way, except here, it works. I can’t unhear it now, for better or worse.
Then there’s “Paper Planes & Broken Glass,” which is basically what happens if anxiety decided to form a band. The percussion slaps harder than my ex ever did, and the lyrics are cryptic enough to make you Google their meaning later. But hey, isn’t that half the fun? It’s catchy as hell though—like earworm-level catchy. By the second listen, I caught myself humming it while waiting for my coffee order. Not ideal, considering the barista probably thought I was losing my mind.
What really stands out about Logical Conclusion is how messy yet deliberate it feels. White Barons aren’t afraid to throw spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks—which honestly is kinda refreshing. Sure, some tracks feel like filler, but even those have moments where you go, “Wait…is that genius or just lucky?” Either way, points for effort.
So yeah, would I recommend this album? Depends. If you’re into music that challenges you without taking itself too seriously, then absolutely. If you prefer your tunes polished and predictable, well…maybe stick to pop radio. Or elevator music. Or whale sounds. Whatever floats your boat.
Final thought: Listening to Logical Conclusion feels like overhearing a stranger’s conversation at a bus stop—you don’t get all the details, but you walk away intrigued anyway. And honestly? That’s worth something.
