Nasty Threesome by XPose: When Hardcore Meets… Well, You Know
Alright, buckle up, because Nasty Threesome by XPose is not your grandma’s playlist (unless she’s secretly into hardcore techno bangers — no judgment here). Released in 2015 under Austria’s Schubfaktor label, this album slaps harder than a dominatrix with a caffeine buzz. Genre? Electronic. Styles? Hardcore, Hard Techno, and Schranz. Basically, it’s the kind of music that makes your neighbors question their life choices.
Let’s dive straight into two tracks that’ll stick to your brain like gum on a hot day:
First off, we’ve got “Ball Licking.” Yeah, I know, the title sounds like something you’d hear at a raunchy comedy show, but don’t let that fool you. This track is pure fire. The beat hits so hard, it feels like your skull’s being used as a drum kit. It starts with an eerie buildup, teasing you like a cat playing with its prey, then BAM — drops into a relentless frenzy of distorted kicks and screeching synths. By the time it’s over, you’re either sweating bullets or questioning why you own so many breakable objects in your living room.
Then there’s “Cumshots.” No, really, who names these things? Anyway, once you get past the eyebrow-raising title, this one stands out for its raw energy. Imagine someone took all the chaos of a rave, threw it into a blender with some industrial metal vibes, and hit “puree.” There’s this gnarly bassline that just growls at you, daring you to keep up. Spoiler alert: You probably can’t. But hey, trying is half the fun.
Look, Nasty Threesome isn’t for everyone. If you’re more into chill lo-fi beats or acoustic coffee shop vibes, this might feel like sensory overload. But if you’re ready to lose your mind (and maybe your hearing), XPose has cooked up something wild here. It’s messy, unapologetic, and downright filthy — kinda like those nights you wish you could remember.
Final thought? Listening to this album feels like stepping into a parallel universe where EDM went full-on punk rock rebellion. Or maybe it’s just proof that Austria does more than strudel and skiing. Either way, kudos to XPose for making music that’s equal parts shocking and unforgettable. Now excuse me while I go lie down and recover from all the bass-induced adrenaline spikes.
