Ape Unit - Beasts Of Santa EP

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Beasts of Santa EP by Ape Unit: A Punk-Infused Noise Odyssey Let’s cut to the chase—Ape Unit’s Beasts of Santa EP isn’t your run-of-the-mill rock release. This 2014 Italian gem, self-released under the "Not On Label" banner, dives headfirst into punk and noise territory with a raw energy that grabs you by the collar. The project is a remix-heavy ride, blending chaotic soundscapes with just enough melody to keep you hooked. One standout track is “The End Is Near…Tijuana Is Nearer – Private Culture RMX.” It kicks off like a caffeine-fueled panic attack, layering distorted guitars over an infectious beat that feels like it’s trying to escape its own skin. There’s something about the way the tension builds—it’s messy but intentional, like controlled chaos. You can almost picture a sweaty mosh pit forming in some underground club as this one plays. It sticks with you because it doesn’t try too hard to be likable; instead, it thrives on its unpredictability. Another banger is “No Hay Bananas (Tengo Platanos) – Molestia Auricularum RMX.” With its quirky title and relentless rhythm, this track screams attitude. The mix of abrasive noise elements and playful undertones makes it feel like a musical middle finger to convention. The breakdowns are wild—like someone threw a blender full of broken glass and neon lights into the mix. If this song were a person, it’d probably be banned from most parties—but also secretly invited to every afterparty. What’s fascinating about Beasts of Santa EP is how unapologetically weird it is. Ape Unit doesn’t care if you “get” it or not, and honestly? That’s refreshing. In a world where so much music feels polished to death, this EP reminds us that imperfection has its own kind of beauty. Here’s the kicker though: listening to this album feels like eavesdropping on a secret conversation between punks who’ve seen too much but refuse to shut up about it. And honestly, isn’t that what great music should do? Make you feel like you’re part of something bigger—even when it’s totally nuts? So yeah, give Beasts of Santa EP a spin if you’re into stuff that bites back. Just don’t blame me if it leaves you craving bananas—or questioning all your life choices.

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Artist: Ape Unit
Album: Beasts Of Santa EP

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Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
The End Is Near…Tijuana Is Nearer – Private Culture RMX06:08
No Hay Bananas (Tengo Platanos) – Molestia Auricularum RMX06:05
Triggering Santa Fe – Lorenzo Nascitari RMX03:30
Yuri The Cube – Hangmankind RMX01:39

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Formats

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Notes

This record is composed by 4 Ape Unit tracks raped, distorted, strangled, eviscerated and puked by 4 italian harsh/noise/ambient/minimal artists.

About Ape Unit

Italian grindcore band from Cuneo. Line up: Mariano Somà: vocals Marco Los: guitar Rev Gomorra: guitar Umberto Salvetti : bass Steve Bianco: drums

Members

  • Mariano Soma \"Marius\"
  • Stefano Bianco
  • Alberto Cornero
  • Marco Losano
  • Umberto Salvetti

Interesting fact about Album

Here’s a fun fact: The album *Beasts Of Santa EP* by Ape Unit is a wild mix of punk and noise rock hailing from Italy. Released in 2014, it’s not tied to any specific label, giving it an underground vibe. What makes it stand out? Every track is a remix! For example, "The End Is Near…Tijuana Is Nearer" got a fresh twist from Private Culture, while "No Hay Bananas (Tengo Platanos)" was reimagined by Molestia Auricularum. It’s like a chaotic musical experiment that keeps you guessing.