Karmah - Toms Diner

Review by Nichole Ballard

Toms Diner by Karmah: A Chaotic Love Letter to Dance Floors (2006) Alright, let’s get straight into it. Toms Diner by Karmah isn’t just another music album—it’s a full-on assault on your eardrums, but in the best way possible. Released back in 2006 outta Germany, this thing is like if someone took electronic beats, threw pop hooks at it, and then sprinkled some hip-hop swagger for good measure. You’ve got genres all mashed up here: dance-pop, club/dance vibes, vocal madness, pop rap, even disco sneaking its way in. It's messy, wild, and kinda genius. First off, kudos to the team behind this beast—G. Ponte, L. Zucchet, M. Gabutti as producers? Solid move. And Juli B.’s rap verses alongside Elisa B.’s vocals? That combo hits HARD. Oh, and Suzanne Vega writing credits? Yeah, she gave us that iconic "Tom's Diner" base track we all know from years ago. But Karmah flips it completely on its head. No chill, no mercy. Just pure energy. Now, let me break down why two tracks stuck with me after spinning this album a few times. Track 1: DJ Gabry Ponte Extended Mix This version of “Tom’s Diner” slaps so hard it might leave bruises. The beat drops heavy right from the start, and before you can blink, you’re hooked. It’s not just an extended mix; it’s a relentless rollercoaster ride through pulsing synths and pounding drums. Every time I hear it, I feel like my brain’s being rewired to only think about dancing. There’s something raw about how they layer Elisa B.’s voice over those chaotic beats—it’s hypnotic but also kinda overwhelming. Like, who needs therapy when you’ve got THIS? Track 2: Raggaeton Deluxe Mix Okay, real talk—this one caught me off guard. When I saw “Raggaeton,” I was skeptical AF because crossovers don’t always land. But damn, they nailed it. This remix adds reggaeton percussion and Latin flair while keeping Vega’s original melody intact. Juli B.’s rap flows perfectly against the tropical rhythm, giving it edge without losing the fun factor. By the second chorus, I was low-key air-drumming in my kitchen like a lunatic. Don’t judge me—it’s THAT infectious. --- So yeah, Toms Diner is chaotic, loud, and unapologetically bold. Some people might call it too much, but honestly, that’s what makes it unforgettable. It doesn’t try to be subtle or artsy—it goes straight for the jugular and demands attention. Here’s the kicker though: listening to this album felt like stepping into a time machine where everything’s neon, everyone’s wearing Ed Hardy shirts, and nobody gives a crap about tomorrow. Weirdly nostalgic, right? But hey, maybe that’s the point. Music doesn’t need to save lives—it just needs to make you move. And trust me, Toms Diner does exactly that. Final thought: If aliens ever invade Earth, blast this album at them. Either they’ll surrender immediately or ask for more. Your call, extraterrestrials.

Artist: Karmah
Album: Toms Diner

Germany

2006

Rating: 4.5

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Tracks

Track	Duration	Preview
Mellowmix	4:10
Tom's Diner (Mellowmix)	4:10
Raggaeton Deluxe Mix	3:39
DJ Gabry Ponte Extended Mix	4:48
Tom's Diner	4:48
Raggaeton Mix	4:17
Don't Tell Me Now (DJ Maurizio Arena Edit Mix)	4:56
Tom's Diner (DJ Gabry Ponte Extended Mix)	4:48
Tom's Diner (DJ Gabry Ponte Radio Edit)	3:38

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KARMAH - Tom's Diner

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Catalog Numbers

1702213
FK77055-12
FK 77055-12

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Zeitgeist
Fon-Ky

Listen online

kuunnella verkossa
ouvir online
écouter en ligne
lytte på nettet
online anhören
online luisteren
ascolta in linea
lyssna på nätet
escuchar en línea

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CD
Maxi-Single
Vinyl
12"
33 ⅓ RPM
Single

Credits

Role	Credit
Artwork	Marc Schilkowski
Photography By	Ben Wolf
Producer	G. Ponte, L. Zucchet, M. Gabutti
Rap	Juli B.
Vocals	Elisa B.
Written-By	Suzanne Vega

Notes

Published by AGF Music Ltd/Waifersongs Ltd / Neue Welt Musikverlag GmbH Co KG/ Warner Bros Music Corp / Warner Bros Inc. Used by permission. All rights reserved. Track 1-2 Publishing GZ2538 Licensed from Bliss Corporation
(P) 2006 Dancestreet under exclusive licence to Universal Music Domestic Division, a division of Universal Music GmbH.
(C) 2006 Universal Music Domestic Division, a division of Universal Music GmbH.
Made in the EU.
FK 7705512 A1 RUN OUT
FK 7705512 B1 RUN OUT

Barcodes

Barcode (Text): 0 602517 022133
Barcode (Scanned): 0602517022133
Label Code: LC 10432
Matrix / Runout: 1702213
Mastering SID Code: IFPI LL21
Rights Society: B.I.E.M/SABAM
Barcode: 090204967971

About Karmah

Italian popband project produced by Gabry Ponte, Luciano Zucchet and Massimo Gabutti featuring the vocals of Elsia the Karmah project began with the release of "Your Woman" on the Worldbus record label. A follow-up release, a cover of Jai's "Heaven" was released the following year. This release featured "Just Be Good To Me" as a b-side. That was the last anyone heard of Karmah for a while but in 2006 "Just Be Good To Me" resurfaced in Germany and became a massive success, entering the Top 5 on the singles charts. The members that made up Karmah reunited to create a new single "Tom's Diner" and an album "Be Good To Me".

Members

Gabry Ponte
Elisa B.
Juli B.
Domenico Capuano

Interesting fact about Album

Here’s something cool: The album *Toms Diner* by Karmah, released in 2006, is a wild mix of genres like Electronic, Pop, and Hip Hop. It even blends styles such as Dance-pop, Club/Dance, and Disco. Fun fact—Suzanne Vega originally wrote the song "Tom's Diner," which became iconic for its acapella version. Karmah took that track and gave it a fresh spin with remixes like the DJ Gabry Ponte Extended Mix and Raggaeton Deluxe Mix. Plus, the album features rap by Juli B. and vocals by Elisa B., making it a true team effort. Surprisingly, the artwork was done by Marc Schilkowski, adding another layer of creativity to the project. It’s wild how one song can evolve into so many different vibes!