Alright, let’s dive into this quirky little album by Milk Carton Superstars—Christmas Isn’t Just For Christians Anymore Dog. Released back in 2013 under the label "Not On Label," it’s a rock record that doesn’t take itself too seriously. And honestly? That’s what makes it kinda great.
First off, you gotta talk about the title track, Christmas Isn’t Just For Christians Anymore. It’s one of those songs that sneaks up on you. At first, I thought it was gonna be some preachy holiday anthem, but nah—it’s more like a tongue-in-cheek commentary with crunchy guitar riffs and a vibe that feels like hanging out in your buddy’s garage while they jam. The lyrics are clever without being try-hard, poking fun at how commercialized Christmas has become while still keeping things lighthearted. Plus, there’s this unexpected key change halfway through that just hits different. Like, wait… is this still the same song? Love it.
Then there’s Dog. Yeah, just “Dog.” Don’t ask me why—it’s not like the song explains it either. But man, this track sticks with you because it’s so unapologetically weird. There’s this raw energy to it, almost like they recorded it live in one take and didn’t bother fixing anything. The vocals sound like someone shouting over a party, and the drums have this loose, sloppy groove that somehow works perfectly. By the end, you’re not even sure if it’s about an actual dog or just... life? Either way, it’s memorable as heck.
What’s wild about this album is how it doesn’t really fit into any box. You can tell these guys weren’t chasing trends or trying to impress critics—they were just having fun making music. And honestly, isn’t that what rock ‘n’ roll’s supposed to be about?
So yeah, Christmas Isn’t Just For Christians Anymore Dog might not be everyone’s cup of eggnog, but it’s got character for days. If you’re looking for something that’ll make you go “huh” and then grin like an idiot, give it a spin. Oh, and here’s a random thought: I bet their band practice snacks are top-tier.
