Alright, let’s dive into Get You Some by Mother Load, a gnarly slice of late '90s hard rock with enough glam sparkle to make your mom blush. Released in 1998 (yeah, the same year everyone was freaking out about Y2K), this self-released gem is raw, unfiltered, and dripping with attitude. It’s not gonna win any Grammys, but honestly? That’s kinda the charm.
First off, let’s talk tracks. “Bikini Girl” kicks things off like a punch in the gut—super sleazy riffs, vocals that sound like they were recorded in a smoky dive bar, and lyrics that are... well, exactly what you’d expect from a song called “Bikini Girl.” But here’s the thing—it’s stupidly catchy. Like, I caught myself humming it while waiting in line at the grocery store, which is awkward when you’re holding a carton of almond milk and organic kale. The guitar solo? Pure fire. Feels like the guitarist just chugged three beers and said, “Let’s go.”
Then there’s “Slut Service,” which sounds like the love child of Mötley Crüe and Poison after a wild night out. This track hammers home the glam vibes, all big hair and bigger hooks. The chorus slaps hard enough to leave a mark, and it’s one of those songs where you can practically picture the band rocking leather pants and eyeliner on stage. There’s something oddly endearing about how over-the-top it is—it doesn’t take itself too seriously, and neither should you.
Now, don’t get me wrong, this album ain’t perfect. Some of the production feels a little rough around the edges, but honestly, that adds to its scrappy appeal. It’s like finding an old mixtape in your buddy’s car—sure, it’s scratched up, but that just makes it cooler somehow.
Thinking back on Get You Some, I realize it’s less about reinventing rock music and more about capturing a moment in time. These guys weren’t trying to be groundbreaking; they were just having fun, cranking up their amps, and letting loose. And maybe that’s why it sticks with you. Or maybe it’s because now every time I hear someone say “bikini,” I start humming that damn riff.
Anyway, weird thought: if this album had come out today, would TikTok teens be using “Bikini Girl” as background music for their beach day videos? Probably. And honestly? That’d be awesome.
