No One Gets Out Alive - Widowmaker

Review by Umar Farook

Album Review: Widowmaker by No One Gets Out Alive Let’s cut the crap—this album is wild. Like, grab-you-by-the-throat-and-shake-your-soul wild. Released in 2017 outta Germany, Widowmaker by No One Gets Out Alive is a genre-bending freakshow that smashes rock, bluegrass, country metal, and death metal into one unholy mess. And somehow, it works. Produced under Morbid Generation Records and Rotten Roll Rex, this thing feels like a bar fight at a hoedown where Satan himself shows up to DJ. First off, Andi—the mastermind behind this chaos—does damn near everything here: vocals, guitar, banjo (yeah, BANJO), bass, drums… hell, he even wrote all the tracks. The guy's got more talent than most bands combined, but don’t let that fool ya; this ain’t no polished pop record. It’s raw, gritty, and unapologetically aggressive. Oh, and shoutout to Arvin Palma for the gnarly artwork. That cover alone screams “buy me if you love weird shit.” Now onto the tracks. Two stood out so hard they’re still stuck in my head: "Huntin' Season" and "I'll Break Ya Neck." “Huntin’ Season” hits like a shotgun blast to the chest. From the opening riff—a mix of twangy banjo and screeching guitars—you know you’re in for something twisted. This ain’t your grandpa’s bluegrass tune—it’s darker, heavier, angrier. The lyrics are as brutal as the music, talking about tracking prey and blowing heads off. But there’s this sick sense of fun too, like the band knows how ridiculous it all is and leans into it full throttle. When Andi growls, “Lock ‘n load!” you can practically smell the gunpowder. Then there’s “I’ll Break Ya Neck,” which might be the nastiest track on the album. Picture Dolly Parton fronting Slayer—that’s what this sounds like. The song starts slow, almost teasing you with its creepy vibe before exploding into pure carnage. Andi’s vocals go from menacing whispers to full-on roars, while the drum programming pounds like a jackhammer. By the time those final chords hit, you feel like you’ve just survived a car crash—and kind of liked it. What makes Widowmaker stand out isn’t just the crazy combo of styles or the DIY attitude. It’s the sheer audacity of it all. How many albums can pull off barnyard humor (“What Happens In The Barn Stays In The Barn”) alongside hardcore brutality (“Stop Animal Experiments [Use Rapists]!”)? Not many. Sure, some songs repeat themselves (looking at you, bonus tracks), and yeah, the production could’ve been cleaner—but who cares? This record doesn’t aim for perfection. It aims for impact, and holy hell, does it deliver. Here’s the kicker though: after listening to this chaotic masterpiece, I found myself wondering…is Andi secretly a genius troll? Because only someone with a wicked sense of humor would mash together banjos and blast beats like this. Whatever the answer, Widowmaker proves that music doesn’t need rules to kick ass. Now excuse me while I crank "Huntin’ Season" again and pretend I’m an outlaw.

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Artist: No One Gets Out Alive
Album: Widowmaker

Germany

2013

Rating: 4.67

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Tracks

Track	Duration	Preview
Trailerpark BBQ	3:15
Stop Animal Experiments (Use Rapists)!
Keep It Flying!	3:45
Huntin Season	3:22
What Happens In The Barn Stays In The Barn	3:51
Give War A Chance	3:46
Watch Ya 13th Step, I'll Break Ya Neck
Burn The Barn Down	3:22
Slammin' Outlaw
White Devil	3:16
Burn the Barn Down
Widowmaker	3:21
Huntin' Season
Slammin Outlaw	2:45
You'll Never Leave the Mountains
Watch Ya 13th Step, I'll Break Ya Neck (Bonus Track)	3:54
You'll Never Leave The Mountains	4:46
What Happens in the Barn Stays in the Barn
Give War a Chance

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MGR 022
RRR-087

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Morbid Generation Records
Rotten Roll Rex

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lytte på nettet
escuchar en línea
online luisteren
ouvir online
ascolta in linea
kuunnella verkossa
écouter en ligne
lyssna på nätet
online anhören

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Role	Company
Distributed By	Sevared Records
Recorded At	Woodworker Studios
Mixed At	Marburg Records Studio
Mastered At	Marburg Records Studio

Credits

Role	Credit
Artwork	Arvin Palma
Songwriter	NxOxGxOxAx
Vocals	Andi
Guitar	Andi
Banjo	Andi
Bass	Andi
Drum Programming	Andi

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Recorded @ Woodworker Studios
Mixed and mastered @ Marburg Records (June/July 2013)
Sevared Records Official Distributor in USA
Recorded At – Woodworker Studios
Mixed At – Marburg Records Studio
Mastered At – Marburg Records Studio
June/July 2013

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Mastering SID Code: IFPI L623
Mould SID Code: IFPI 1G53
Matrix / Runout: 143077 █ CD MGR 022

About No One Gets Out Alive

German one-man band from Bad Laasphe, Nordrhein-Westfalen, playing slam death metal / goregrind.

Real Name

Andreas Schüßler

Name Vars

NxOxGxOxAx

Members

Andreas

Interesting fact about Album

Did you know that the album *Widowmaker* by No One Gets Out Alive is like a musical rollercoaster? It blends bluegrass, country rock, and death metal—genres you wouldn’t expect to see together. Released in 2017 in Germany, it’s wild how one person, Andi, handles almost everything: vocals, guitar, banjo, bass, and even drum programming. The album tackles some dark themes too, with tracks like "Stop Animal Experiments (Use Rapists)!" making bold statements. And fun fact—the artwork was done by Arvin Palma, adding another layer of creativity to this genre mashup. Definitely not your typical album!