Various - 10 Ways To Relieve The World From Virgins

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Review by Kris Ernst

Album Review: 10 Ways To Relieve The World From Virgins by Various Artists Alright, buckle up because this one's wild. If you're into extreme music that pushes every boundary imaginable (and then some), 10 Ways To Relieve The World From Virgins is probably already on your radar—or should be. Released in 2009 via Fecal Junk Records, this German goregrind/pornogrind compilation brings together some of the gnarliest minds in underground rock and metal. And trust me, it’s not for the faint-hearted. First things first—let’s talk about the sheer audacity of the track titles. I mean, come on: “Gorging On A Rectal Sludge Covered Cunt” and “Bullet In Your Cunt”? These aren’t just songs; they’re full-blown assaults on decency and good taste. But hey, if you can get past the shock value, there’s actually some seriously impressive musicianship here. Tracks like these stick with me not just because of their names but because of how brutally creative they are musically. Take “Gorging,” for example—it’s a relentless barrage of guttural vocals, blast beats, and riffs so filthy you’ll need a shower after listening. It’s disgusting, sure, but also kinda brilliant in its own messed-up way. Now, let’s jump to another standout: “Fecal Junk.” With Bukkake Man laying down some absolutely deranged guitar work and Manuel delivering vocals that sound like Satan gargling glass shards, this track feels like an all-out assault on your eardrums. The production quality might be raw as hell (hello, DIY grindcore vibes), but that only adds to the charm. There’s something oddly satisfying about hearing such chaotic energy bottled up into two minutes of pure madness. One thing I gotta give props to is the diversity across the album. You’ve got different lineups contributing to various tracks, which keeps things fresh even when the subject matter stays gloriously gross. Like, who knew Andy’s basslines could make “Volle Kacke” feel almost… danceable? Or that Kot Copain’s drumming on “Kot Vibrations” would hit harder than most mainstream metal releases? Honestly, though, what makes this album unforgettable isn’t just the technical skill or the outrageous lyrics—it’s the attitude. This record doesn’t care if you hate it. Hell, it practically dares you to press stop. Yet somehow, against all odds, it manages to be weirdly addictive. Maybe it’s the absurdity of tracks like “Rimming A Fetus” or the unrelenting brutality of “Murdered In The Embryo (Abortion 101).” Whatever it is, you won’t forget it anytime soon. So yeah, 10 Ways To Relieve The World From Virgins is definitely not for everyone. If you’re easily offended or prefer your music clean-cut, steer clear. But if you dig stuff that challenges norms and punches you in the face sonically, this album’s worth checking out. Just don’t say I didn’t warn ya. Final thought? Listening to this feels like being trapped in a horror movie where the killer has a sick sense of humor—and honestly, that’s kinda awesome. Who else was expecting a hidden acoustic ballad at the end? No? Just me? Okay, cool. Moving on. Rating: 4/5 sludge-covered stars.

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Artist: Various
Album: 10 Ways To Relieve The World From Virgins
Rating: 4.25

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Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
Dead Rat1:54
Slaughtered By Razor-Sharp Dicks0:14
Fecal Junk0:15
Perverted Schizo3:05
Fucked To Death By A Fat Black Chick0:17
Juan Tamod1:49
Born With Hate0:52
Death Torture1:09
It-Girl Grinder1:00
DIY Fuck0:13
Liqufied Testicals After A High Voltage Shock0:08
Klofrau1:05
Supot Pala Si Playboy4:10
Squirting Whores Arround My Penis1:41
Die You Scum1:34
Kot Vibrations1:30
Two Blowjobs In One Minute1:28
Cunt Used By Everyone To Walk With1:26
Accidential Abortion After Fucking A 7inch Dildo0:12
Volle Kacke, Volles Programm0:10
Die Hacke Und Kacke0:44
Dead As Shit0:05
Rektal Infarkt0:52
Putrid Wounds2:03
My Name On Your Tits0:09
Rimming A Fetus2:26
Take A Breath Full Of Pesticide1:21
Ballgag Gone To Far...0:11
Selfabortion By Unbilical Cord0:10
Cum Cunt1:17
Drowned In Cum0:19
Kinder Ankacken...1:34
Flagellatismus1:07
Es Rumort Im Pops0:59
Deep-Fucked Gooey-Bun1:38
Eaten By A Vagina0:10
Intestinal Eruption0:12
Warm Diarrhoea0:52
Choke On My Cock And Die0:13
Shitburger1:13
Gorging On A Rectal Sludge Covered Cunt2:11
Murdered In The Embryo (Abortion 101)0:12
Enema Causes Flatulence1:08
I Fuck Chicks With AIDS0:13
Didlo Arse Pumping0:48
Ass To Mouith Cream-Pie1:16
Dead In A Trashbag0:26
Kill To Get New Shoes0:15
Carving Orgasm1:21
The Personified Evil0:29
Explosive Penile Cyst1:17
Gargling Gokkun-Girls1:12
Clit-Slit Cut It Deep0:12
Anal Weekend1:44
Pukepyas1:07
You Need3:58
Gaping A Slut1:45
Bullet In Your Cunt0:15
War Command0:44
Short, Sweet, And Ready To Kill0:05

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Catalog Numbers

FJR 005

Labels

Fecal Junk Records

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Credits

RoleCredit
BassAndy (tracks: 38, 39), Nikola (tracks: 5 to 9), Ross (tracks: 1 to 4)
DrumsBasti (tracks: 38, 39), Chi (tracks: 1 to 4), Kot Copain (tracks: 13 to 20), Stragi (tracks: 5 to 9)
GuitarBukkake Man (tracks: 10 to 12), Dacha (tracks: 5 to 9)
VocalsDimos (tracks: 1 to 4), Manuel (tracks: 38, 39)

Interesting fact about Album

Here’s a wild fact: The album *10 Ways To Relieve The World From Virgins* is as outrageous as its name suggests. Released in 2009 by Fecal Junk Records in Germany, this pornogrind and goregrind masterpiece dives headfirst into shock value with track titles that are equal parts grotesque and absurd. One standout moment? The song "Fucked To Death By A Fat Black Chick" features Bukkake Man on guitar—a pseudonym so over-the-top it might make even the most hardened metalheads chuckle. With contributions from musicians credited under names like “Stragi” (drums) and “Dacha” (guitar), this project feels less like an album and more like a chaotic art piece designed to push boundaries. It’s not just music—it’s a statement.