Eternal Conspiracy - Koran Killer A Funeral Banquet At Dawn

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Review by Hans Valencia

Koran Killer: A Funeral Banquet At Dawn – Eternal Conspiracy’s Metal Feast That’ll Leave You Breathless Alright, buckle up, because we’re diving into Koran Killer: A Funeral Banquet At Dawn, the 2002 magnum opus from Japan’s Eternal Conspiracy. If you’ve ever wondered what it’d sound like if doom metal had a baby with death and black metal, then threw that unholy spawn into a crypt full of screaming guitars—well, here’s your answer. Released via Blackwind Records, this album is not just an auditory experience; it's more like being hit by a freight train made entirely of razor blades. Let’s get one thing straight: this ain’t background music for sipping lattes at Starbucks (unless Satan himself owns that particular branch). Tracks like “A Funeral Banquet At Dawn” set the tone immediately—it’s slow, crushing, and dripping with gloom. Imagine waking up in a coffin surrounded by wolves howling under a blood-red moon. Yeah, it’s kinda like that. This track sticks with me because it feels like doom metal learned how to whisper menacingly before punching you in the gut. It builds tension so well that I almost expected my cat to start growling along halfway through. Then there’s “The Vampiric Graveyard Overture,” which cements its place as my personal favorite on repeat listens. Why? Because it doesn’t just scream "vampire"; it throws a cape over your head and drags you kicking and screaming into Transylvania circa 1845. The riffs are sharp enough to cut glass, but they leave room for these eerie atmospheric bits that make you feel like Nosferatu himself might pop out of your speakers any second. Plus, let’s be real—the title alone deserves applause. Who wouldn’t want to jam to something called “Vampiric Graveyard Overture”? It sounds like the name of a goth club where everyone takes themselves way too seriously. Other standout tracks include “Koran Killer” (controversial name aside) and “Woods Of Despair,” both of which deliver exactly what their titles promise: relentless brutality wrapped in haunting melodies. But honestly, every song here has its own flavor of chaos. Whether it’s the blast-beat frenzy of “Clasp In Dark Embrace” or the mournful crawl of “Abhory Sunset,” Eternal Conspiracy knows how to keep things interesting without overstaying their welcome. What really makes this album stand out is how unapologetically Japanese it feels in its approach. While Western bands often lean heavily on Norse mythology or Satanic imagery, Eternal Conspiracy blends those elements with a distinctly Eastern flair. There’s a certain rawness to the production that adds character—you can practically hear the sweat dripping off the drummer’s forehead during those double-bass assaults. So yeah, Koran Killer: A Funeral Banquet At Dawn isn’t perfect. Some transitions feel a bit jarring, and maybe a few solos could use some polish—but who cares? Perfection is boring anyway. This album is all about atmosphere, emotion, and making you question whether turning off the lights was such a great idea after all. And hey, fun fact: listening to this while walking home late at night will either give you nightmares or inspire you to write bad poetry. Either way, it’s a win-win. Final thought? If heavy music were a religion, Eternal Conspiracy would definitely be its high priests. Just don’t invite them to brunch unless you’re okay with awkward silences and someone accidentally summoning Cthulhu.

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Artist: Eternal Conspiracy
Album: Koran Killer A Funeral Banquet At Dawn
Rating: 3.0

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Tracks

TrackDurationPreview
The Vampiric Graveyard Overture
Koran Killer
Lord Coma
Clasp In Dark Embrace
Abhory Sunset
A Funeral Banquet At Dawn
Walpurgis Night
Eclipse Of The Crescent Moon
The Platitude Of Bestial Slavery
Woods Of Despair
Serenades Of Dark Angels

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Catalog Numbers

BR-002

Labels

Blackwind Records

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Formats

  • 2 × CD
  • Album
  • Limited Edition
  • Numbered

Notes

  • Limited To 1000 Hand Numbered Copies. In regular jewel case.
  • Track 1-1 misprint error: Loran Killer on back cover and inside cover. / 2-2 The Platitude Of Destial Slavery same.

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  • Matrix / Runout (DISC1): 911004312C F1
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  • Mastering SID Code: IFPI LB76

Interesting fact about Album

Did you know? The album *Koran Killer A Funeral Banquet At Dawn* by Eternal Conspiracy is a wild mix of doom, death, and black metal. Released in 2002 in Japan, it’s packed with haunting tracks like "Woods Of Despair" and "Eclipse Of The Crescent Moon." One standout fact: the album blends dark, eerie vibes with brutal riffs, making it a cult favorite among metalheads. It even includes a track called "Koran Killer," which sparked some serious controversy.