Hard House Producer Collection: Surprising Tales Of Sam Townend – A Wild Ride Through Electronic Beats
Alright, let’s get one thing straight: if you’re into Hard Trance and Hard House, Sam Townend’s Hard House Producer Collection: Surprising Tales is like finding a £50 note in an old pair of jeans. Released in 2019 on the UK-based Glamzoo Ltd label, this album isn’t just music—it’s an energy drink for your ears. With tracks that sound like they were brewed in a rave laboratory, it’s got enough basslines to rattle your fillings loose.
Now, I’ll be honest, with over 30 tracks (yeah, you read that right), there’s a lot to unpack here. But two tracks stuck out to me like neon socks at a black-tie event: “Drumbeats” and “Girls Love Techno (Sam Townend Remix).”
“Drumbeats” hits you like a caffeine rush on a Monday morning. It’s relentless, punchy, and makes you wanna move even if you’ve only got room to shuffle in your kitchen. The beat builds up so smoothly you don’t realize how deep you’re in until BAM—you’re air-drumming like a lunatic. And those kicks? They could double as a defibrillator. This track feels like the musical equivalent of being chased by a tiger—thrilling and slightly terrifying.
Then there’s “Girls Love Techno (Sam Townend Remix).” Oh man, this one’s cheeky. It’s got that playful vibe that says, “Yeah, we know what we’re doing, but we’re having fun while we do it.” The drop slaps harder than your mate trying to wake you up after a heavy night out. Plus, the title alone guarantees laughs—or at least some raised eyebrows. If this doesn’t make you grin while you dance, check your pulse.
What makes this collection stand out isn’t just its sheer volume of bangers; it’s how diverse it feels without losing its identity. From remixes like “Off The Rails” to originals like “Broken Heart,” each track brings something unique to the table. Sure, not every song will blow your mind, but when you hit gems like “Drumbeats,” you forgive the occasional filler track faster than forgetting why you walked into a room.
Reflecting on this album feels a bit like waking up after a wild night out—you’re not entirely sure what happened, but you had a bloody good time. Sam Townend has crafted something chaotic yet cohesive, loud yet lovable. And honestly? That’s kinda rare these days.
So, would I recommend Surprising Tales? Absolutely. Just maybe don’t listen to it all in one go unless you want your neighbors thinking you’ve turned your flat into a nightclub. Final thought: If this album was a person, it’d be the life of the party—the kind who spills their drink but buys everyone shots to make up for it. Cheers, Sam.
