Katertraining Volume 1 by Big Belly Boom Band: A Cheeky Dutch Delight
Alright, buckle up, because Katertraining Volume 1 by the Big Belly Boom Band is one of those albums that feels like a wild party at your eccentric uncle’s house. Released in 1998 under DODO Records (yes, as in the bird), this Dutch gem blends Latin vibes with pop sensibilities, sprinkling in some Schlager sass and parody flair for good measure. If you're into music that makes you laugh, sing off-key, and possibly do an awkward kitchen dance, then buddy, this is your jam.
Let’s dive into two tracks that’ll stick to your brain like syrup on pancakes:
Track 1: "Stapje naar Links, Stapje Naar Rechts..."
This song is basically the musical equivalent of learning how to salsa after three beers. It’s got a catchy beat, but the real kicker? The lyrics—courtesy of Hans Tervoort—are hilariously simple yet oddly profound. “Step to the left, step to the right…” sounds like instructions from a very confused aerobics instructor, but dang if it doesn’t get stuck in your head faster than gum on a hot sidewalk. You’ll find yourself humming it while waiting in line at the grocery store or during moments when silence would’ve been more dignified. Bart van Dongen and Jeroen Doomernik clearly had fun crafting this tune; it’s bouncy, unapologetically silly, and perfect for anyone who thinks dancing should involve zero technique and maximum joy.
Track 2: "Katertraining"
Ah yes, the title track—and let me tell you, it lives up to its name. For those unfamiliar with the term, “kater” means hangover in Dutch, so imagine a training montage but instead of Rocky running up stairs, it's someone trying to recover from last night’s questionable life choices. The vocals have this theatrical vibe that screams Schlager gold, complete with dramatic pauses and over-the-top delivery. I mean, who hasn’t woken up regretting their decisions and thought, “I need a soundtrack for this misery”? Well, here it is. Bonus points for making us feel seen without taking itself too seriously.
The whole album has this quirky charm thanks to Studio Boot’s design work and the creative brains behind the scenes. Sure, the production might not be super polished, but honestly, that just adds to its scrappy charm. It’s less about perfection and more about having a rollicking good time—which, frankly, is refreshing in today’s overly curated world.
So what’s the takeaway here? Maybe it’s that sometimes music doesn’t need to change the world—it just needs to make you smile. Or maybe it’s that we all could use a little katertraining now and then. Either way, give Katertraining Volume 1 a spin, especially if you’re into tunes that sound like they were made during a particularly rowdy game night. And hey, if nothing else, it’ll liven up your next family gathering. Just don’t blame me if Uncle Bob starts breakdancing.
