Album Review: Godfrey’s Classically Trained
Alright, let’s talk about Godfrey’s Classically Trained. Released in 2010 under the Staller label, this album is a wild ride through experimental electronic music with dashes of abstract vibes and noise. If you’re into stuff that feels like it was made in a basement lab by someone who doesn’t care about rules, this might be your jam.
The album only has two tracks—Classically Trained - A and Classically Trained - B. At first glance, it sounds kinda pretentious, right? Like, “Oh, I’m so deep, I only need two tracks.” But honestly, once you dive in, it clicks. These aren’t just songs; they’re more like soundscapes that mess with your head in the best way possible.
Let me break it down for ya.
Track 1: Classically Trained - A
This one starts off slow, almost like it’s luring you in. It’s got these weird, glitchy beats that feel like they’re skipping or malfunctioning on purpose. Then BAM! Outta nowhere, there’s this wall of noise that hits you like a truck. Not in a bad way though—it’s more like, “Whoa, what just happened?” You know those moments when you’re zoning out and suddenly something snaps you back to reality? That’s what this track does. It’s chaotic but also kinda beautiful in its own messed-up way. I remember it because it made me miss my bus stop once—I legit forgot where I was going while listening to it.
Track 2: Classically Trained - B
If the first track is the introvert weirdo at a party, this one’s the dude standing on a table screaming nonsense. It’s louder, harsher, and straight-up unapologetic. There are these high-pitched tones that feel like they’re drilling into your brain, but instead of being annoying, it’s oddly satisfying. It reminds me of trying to tune an old TV and getting nothing but static—but somehow, you can’t stop staring at the screen anyway. This track sticks with you because it’s relentless. By the end, you’re not sure if you loved it or hated it, but you definitely didn’t forget it.
Final Thoughts
Godfrey’s Classically Trained isn’t for everyone. If you’re looking for catchy hooks or lyrics you can sing along to, nah, this ain’t it. But if you’re into music that challenges you and makes you think, “What even IS this?” then give it a shot. Honestly, I think Godfrey was just messing around in his studio, pressing random buttons, and decided to call it an album. And you know what? That’s kinda awesome.
Oh, and here’s the unexpected part: after listening to this album, I started hearing everyday noises differently. Like, my toaster sounded like a beat, and my neighbor’s dog barking felt like a melody. Maybe that’s the point? Or maybe I’m just losing it. Either way, worth a listen.
