Pitsaa Räppii Kaljan Paskaa: A Finnish Hip-Hop Gem That’s Messy in All the Right Ways
Alright, let’s get one thing straight—nobody nails album titles like Läskit Lokit. Pitsaa Räppii Kaljan Paskaa (which roughly translates to "Pizza Raps About Beer Sht") is exactly what it sounds like: a chaotic yet oddly endearing hip-hop ride through pizza cravings, existential musings, and beer-fueled vibes. Released back in 2013 under their self-released label, this record doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what it is—a raw, unfiltered slice of Finnish rap life.
The beats? Produced by Allu Kala, they’re punchy and gritty without trying too hard. The scratches from DJ Yollu add just enough spice to keep things interesting. And can we talk about that artwork by Noora Savolainen for a sec? It’s got this DIY charm that perfectly matches the vibe of the whole project. Like someone threw paint at a wall while eating leftovers. Beautiful.
Now, onto the tracks. You’ve got bangers like “Pihlajanmarjafunk” and “Lennetään Etelään,” but two songs stuck with me more than others. First up, “Pitsaa.” Yeah, I know—it’s literally just about pizza. But damn if it isn’t catchy as hell. There’s something hypnotic about hearing verses dedicated to melted cheese and crust dipped in garlic sauce. By the time the chorus hits, you're ready to raid your fridge. It’s not deep or philosophical, but who cares? Sometimes art doesn’t need layers—it just needs good seasoning. And boy, does this track deliver on flavor.
Then there’s “Vähän Huonompi Päivä”, which loosely means “A Bit of a Crappy Day.” This one hits different because, well, we’ve all been there. The lyrics are relatable AF, capturing those days when everything feels slightly off-kilter. What makes it memorable isn’t just the honesty—it’s how the beat mirrors that sluggish mood, dragging its feet until suddenly snapping into focus. It’s like musical comfort food for when life hands you lemons…or maybe expired milk.
And oh man, the outro (“Outro Jolle Ei Keksitty Nimeä”) deserves a shoutout solely for being delightfully random. No name? Bold move. Feels like walking out of a party where everyone forgot to say goodbye properly—but hey, sometimes that awkwardness is part of the charm.
So yeah, Pitsaa Räppii Kaljan Paskaa might not change your worldview or win any Grammys (do Finns even care about Grammys?), but it’s refreshingly real. Listening to it feels like hanging out with old friends who don’t take themselves too seriously. Sure, the production could use some polish here and there, but honestly? That’d kinda ruin the magic.
Final thought: If aliens ever invade Earth and ask us to explain humanity via music, I’d hand them this album. Not because it’s perfect, but because it’s messy, fun, and full of heart. Also, pizza. Always pizza.
Rating: 8/10 – would recommend pairing with actual pizza while listening.
